perm vay 

When one is in a state of permanent vacation. May find means of supplementing income(usually through selling illicit substances, or "hustling"), but is not required. When one is a successful perm vayer they may be identified by a shit-eating grin and near constant intoxication on psychoactive substances. The rigors of pronouncing all the syllables in "permanent vacation" while on perm vay led to the contraction.

-uh, you forgot to turn in your TPS report
-i don't have to take this shit, i'm on vay!
-huh?
-perm vay bitch!

perm vay by perm vayer June 30, 2011

Perm Ban 

In the online game known as Infantry Online, owned by Sony Online Entertainment, Perm Ban is a form of punishment which length is inversely related to the severity of the offense.

IE. Itchymeek(owns) has been Perm Banned for one day for hacking.

Me5 has been Perm Banned forever for posting ascii porn on the forums.

Bubba has been Perm Banned forever for allowing Me5 to post on the forums with his account.

Perm Ban by Anon August 17, 2004

perm pressed 

Boy who is stiff in bed. Brings the right amount of heat to keep the fibers intact. Freak in the sheets, but only after he has asked for permission. Rehearses answers to potential questions parents will ask. Likes a firm mattress. Would prefer beer in a glass. Travels with hand sanitizer. Brings girlfriend lunch at work. Law-abiding. Always puts the toilet seat down. Would never wear a sleeveless shirt to the gym. Not to be confused with pretentious. Strengths: reliable, trustworthy. Weaknesses: hates spontaneity.

Synonyms include: polished, rehearsed, robotic, scholarly

Antonyms: fuck boy, granola, sloppy

Because Benjamin was so perm pressed, he was excited to share all his new experiences with his friends, parents, and parents' friends when he returned home from his job in Washington D.C.

perm pressed by permpress January 21, 2019

Perm Bone 

Perm Bone: A permanent boner; an erection lasting longer than 4 hours.

Oliver go brush your teeth." "Mom I can't, I've got a raging perm bone.

Perm Bone by centimeter peter October 21, 2010

Perm Girl 

The woman of a bitch's man who is the man of the relationship.

I thought I was the man of the relationship, but really I was the Perm Girl!

Perm Girl by cccooo1234 June 6, 2018

Perm Abuse 

Abusing your perms for the fun of it. This term is often used in games... in these games people (usually admins) may have perms... if they abuse those perms by maybe banning someone for no reason or for the fun of it, that is perm abuse.

Admin: *sees random player in server*
Admin: *loop kicks player for no reason*

this is perm abuse

Perm Abuse by Beansinspector July 27, 2021

Perm Ban 

Perm is a short hand for permanent, thus, a "Perm Ban", as opposed to its counterpart "Temp Ban" (Temporary), is a fixed banishment of a substance, action or a person from a certain area.

In the cyberworld, and particulary in games, it is common to place such a life-time exile on individuals who break the place's rules.

In the game SubSpace, which predates the game Infantry (as its correct name was prior to being renamed Infantry Online by its current owner SOE), was made by the same creators and was one of the first online only massively multiplayer games on the Internet as well, the distinction came to be whereas casual interruptive players would be placed on a short-period banished for a certain duration whilest the heavy offenders (cheaters and the such) would've been foreever blocked from returning to the game never to show their face again (although, security measures are always somewhat bypassable by various means).

Perm Ban by Gravitron (Ori Klein) August 20, 2004