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The Penis fly trap 

The penis fly trap is one of the worst things to befall on modern man. The penis fly trap is a defense mechanism used by women who are either frigid or just cruel. During the build up to the long awaited intercourse to escape the blue balls you've been afflictive with. Seconds before insertion The female states, 'actually I don't feel like it.' Now you have a rock hard catch of the day between your legs , With no where to go it just hangs there. trapped and dishearten it returns to the depths of whence it came. Ladies and gentleman I give you The Penis fly trap!
Guy 1: Dude I'm going to have to break up with her .

Guy 2: why, she giving you blue balls again?

Guy 1: worse, she used the penis fly trap!

Guy 2: dude she's like starlin dump her

Penis Fly Trap 

huge vagina, piercings, black hair, dick munch, did I mention you could fly an airplane through her vagina?
Ew, look at that danknasty Penis Fly Trap that just walked by.

Penis Fly Trap 

A very tight vagina that just might leave marks on your penis.
I'm limping because of my girlfriend's Penis Fly Trap. I really should have either used more lube or just said no.
Penis Fly Trap by Clive Hyde July 26, 2014

Penis Fly Trap 

A painful occurance that takes place when one's penis gets caught in one's fly.

(Most common when going "commando" and/or when "pissing" standing up).
Two Pissing guys:

Guy 1: GAAAAHHH!

Guy 2: What happened, man?

Guy 1: Penis Fly Trap!

Guy 2: Haha, that blows for you!

...

Guy 2: GAAAHH!
Penis Fly Trap by timeoddplace July 16, 2011

Penis Fly Trap 

A girl can trick any man into hooking up with her, even if she is not very attractive. She is at her strongest when alcohol is present within the enviorment.
Doug: Noooo way man you didnt hook up with her again?

Garret: Man that ho be a penis fly trap!
Penis Fly Trap by Raztastic Voyage September 26, 2009

Penis Fly Trap 

A step down from being "Pussy Whipped"; refers to when a man who does not have the freedom to do as he pleases on account of the pussy being so damn good.
"Hey man, wanna throw some g's at the club with us?"

"Nah, I gotta stay home. My psychotic wife is putting out tonight."

"Shit man, she's got you in a penis fly trap."
Penis Fly Trap by UglyRussianJew January 10, 2017