Pathetic 

When you hear a guy trying to pick up a chick on xbox live.

Nerd: OMG r u a gurl?!?!?!
Girl:yes...
Nerd:R u hot!?!?!
*Girl leaves game*

Now that's Pathetic

Pathetic by *notmyrealname* August 15, 2009

Patheran 

Describes a girl whose origins stem from India. Typically used as a term of endearment, however, it can also be used as a viable replacement for her real name, probably because her real name is generally unpronounceable to the typical American/Canadian dude.

My Patheran cooks a mean curry!

Patheran by Deucey29 January 5, 2007

patheticated 

to be pathetically dedicated to something

That kid is patheticated to being a jerk.

patheticated by Patrick Dave January 29, 2009

Pathetiwhore 

Grown ass women who take "selfies" of themselves with shit cell phone cameras wearing too tight outfits, while standing in the bathroom they're too lazy to clean while their kids wait for supper.. and then plaster them all over social networking sites.

Did you see his Mom's Facebook profile... She is such a Pathetiwhore..

Pathetiwhore by Thedude78 August 31, 2012

Pathetic Victory 

When you work very hard to accomplish something difficult, in an attempt to impress or win back your crush or ex-girlfriend. However, they are genuinely happy for you, but it does not increase the chance of them considering you for a relationship.

Guy: I told her about my promotion, she was happy for me and said 'good for you!'. Little did she know that I worked for promotion just to impress her, so this was a pathetic victory.

Pathetic Victory by ClearAsJamal July 21, 2019

PAtheBeast 

Cry baby; whiner; quitter; one who is terrible at online gaming; one who believes hes above the rest; Person normally of african descent, who thinks he can rap

Hey wanna play another game?

Man fuck this game, im gonna PAtheBeast

PAtheBeast by IRTS April 8, 2010

Patheticon 

What a pathetic person, like my brother, would be if they were a Transformer.

Wow...if my brother were a Transformer, he would most definitely be a Patheticon.

Patheticon by Chris DiMartino March 11, 2007