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peek a boo paddington

I was makin sex with my girlfriend when I pulled out and cummed on her stuffed paddington bear. Hence, Peek a boo paddington!

Padding the Net 

Gambling, specifically on a game of Table Tennis (Ping-pong).
The stakes were raised after Padding the Net. Fortunately, I walked away with 40 dollars.
Padding the Net by Islemage February 14, 2018
1. The blank leaves added at the end of a thin publication so as to form a volume with sufficient thickness to be rounded and backed and/or to be lettered on the spine. Unfortunately, the paper used for this purpose is usually of an inferior quality, and becomes embrittled and transfers its acidity to the leaves of the publication. Also called "filler," or "filling." 2. A method of securing ruled, printed or blank leaves by the application of a padding compound, and sometimes a cloth or other reinforcing liner, to one edge (frequently the top) of the sheets which have been jogged even on the binding edge and placed under pressure. Special padding troughs, clamps and presses are used to facilitate padding large quantities at one time. See also: PAD COUNTER (2) ;PADDING COMPOUND . 3. A method of applying dyestuff to the grain surface of a leather or tawed skin, particularly the latter, in cases where it is not feasible to immerse the skins in the dyestuff liquor because of the increased fullness and decreased stretch which will result from such immersion.
padding by VAKI5 November 2, 2003

Canoe Paddling 

Male version of a motorboat but it's when a man's penis is fondled.
-"Dude, during dinner she kept grabbing my croch under the table and playing with it."
-"Bro, so she was canoe paddling you!"
-"Yeah"
Canoe Paddling by Paw Lee March 15, 2012

Paddington 

to dress up like Paddington bear when it is cold with a scarf and jacket, making a normal man look extremely attractive to homosexual men
Eddie was the fucking reincarnation of Paddington today man. He barely made it across Oxford St without his arse being violated
Paddington by Macktown July 15, 2018

piddle-paddling 

verb:
1. The act of doing anything other than what you should be doing.
2. Wasting time; doing unnecessary things that will inevitably cause you to arrive late to appointments, work, the airport, and special nights out with your significant other.
You're thinking, "O.K. I just need to shape my eyebrows, pull some weeds from the lawn and give Rover a bath...It shouldn't take more than a few minutes."
Then you arrive late to the airport and miss your flight. You call to tell your friend that you missed your flight. Friend asks, "what happened?" You answer, "I guess I was piddle-paddling around to much this morning!"
piddle-paddling by bepatient March 19, 2006