PDS (Personal DJ Syndrome)

While going through a difficult break-up, the feeling of bewilderment associated with thinking that every song on the radio is specifically aimed at your situation.

"How are you doing?"

"Johnny and I just broke up and I swear that every song I hear reminds me of him."

"Don't worry. It's just PDS (Personal DJ Syndrome)."

PDS (Personal DJ Syndrome) by Anonymous54321 October 14, 2008

Patriotic Derangement Syndrome (PDS) 

The excessive display of patriotism at every opportunity in order to disguise bigotry and paranoia.

Cletus' Patriotic Derangement Syndrome (PDS) is in full swing today, he's been posting lots of anti-immigrant, racist, and homophobic memes on Facebook with American flag, and bald eagle backgrounds, along with nostalgic messages about how the country didn't used to be like this, and taking their country back.

Patriotic Derangement Syndrome (PDS) by Darrenphughes June 29, 2015

Plushy Dick Syndrome (PDS)

When your ballsack suddenly feels soft and limps around, then you find that it's fun to see it wobble, so you slap it around or play with it.

Dude, Plushy Dick Syndrome (PDS) Is so fun when you get it.

Plushy Dick Syndrome (PDS) by Msmote June 11, 2020

PDSB 

Potentially Dangerous Soldier Behavior. This is a condition plaguing groups of soldiers deployed overseas, who find it necessary to overcome boredom by engaging in activities that may not be "safe" or "normal". This condition has not been studied, and hopefully it subsides upon returning home.

Soldier 1: where is everyone?
Soldier 2: behind tent 13, starting a fire and throwing rocks at eachother. someone's going to get hurt eventually!
Soldier 1: they'll be okay, its just PDSB.

PDSB by Tarara March 20, 2009

pdsc 

Penetrate Deeply and Stimulate the Clitoris

Lad 1: Did you bang her last night bro?

Lad 2: yes bro PDSC'd her!

Lad 1: Nice one bro!

pdsc by Klaus88 September 2, 2016

suck my dick pdsb 

When you know that Peel District School Board can see you aren't doing your work and instead you are on Urban Dictionary, but you don't give a fuck.

BOY: Hey I'm gonna play games all math period
GIRL: You know that the peel district school board can still see right?
BOY: yeah, but still... suck my dick pdsb

suck my dick pdsb by mr adamanchuk October 27, 2016

PDSM 

An acronym for Public Display of Sexual Malfunction - getting a boner in public

“Dude have you ever had PDSM”
“Yeah bro it’s embarrassing as hell”

PDSM by turtleleg June 20, 2018