offensives 

Someone on the internet whose goal in life is to offend everyone and start fights

The offensives ruin the Internet, they're just a bunch of jerks

offensives by NotNickS August 13, 2015

offensive 

What you see that you don't like when you look in the mirror.

Truth is the most offensive thing of all.

offensive by Killing Kittens October 14, 2004

non-offensive swears 

For all the religious people out there, they can now get away with cuss words by doing the following:

- Instead of the "F" word, say "Vuck," which sounds very close.
- Instead of the "S" word, say "Shi," but say it like ur about to put in the T but not.

If you put enough stress into these words, it will sound like the real thing.

"Oh, vuck, i left my shi at home."

non-offensive swears by b1LLi0 October 22, 2004

non-offensive swears 

Kind of like non-alcoholic beer, or decafinated sugar-free soda. Why swear if you're not going to piss people off?

"Fudge, sugar, butt, witch, Booke Shields" just isn't as good as "fuck, shit, ass, bitch, Barbara Striesand".

non-offensive swears by Al October 27, 2003

non-offensive swears 

When different words are used to replace obsenity to prevent people from being hurt by rude language.
Example:
shit=shiat, shiet/shite, shiote
hell= heck
ass= arse
bitch= biotch, biatch beeeaatch
bastard= bastoard
fuckin(g)= friggin, freakin, fookin
fuck= freak
damn= darn
suck= stink
oh my God!= Oh, my goosh.

Non-offensive way: Oh, my goosh. He stuck his finger up Chad's arse and pulled out a lump of Chad's shiet. Why the heck did he do that? I bet he's a freakin biatch.
Translation: Oh my God! He stuck his finger up Chad's ass and pulled out a lump of Chad's shit! What the Hell was he doing? I bet he's a fucking bitch.

non-offensive swears by Anonymous July 13, 2003

offensive item YES 

albert has been banned

Albert:yes

rando: IM REPORT YOU

Albert looks at ban reason ( offensive item yes

offensive item YES by longestnameintheworldlolyeahno February 23, 2021

offendipated 

So buttburt about something you become constipated.

The Starbucks barista got my name wrong again, now I can't use the bathroom, I'm offendipated.

offendipated by B-G-H November 9, 2022