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occupational therapy 

A term used by the Occupational Therapy Profession which confuses the masses, but means: the facilitation of and application of volitional activity to promote wellbeing. Perhaps it should be re-named volitional activity therapy.
1. Going on holiday to have a break because you have been working too hard.

2. Helping somebody who has experienced an injury or illness find new ways to carry out activities that he or she wishes to, that he or she would otherwise have difficulties with due to the effects of the injury or illness.

3. Choosing a vocation that increases your sense of self-worth.

4. Creative activities that give one a sense of pleasure or achievement which contribute to ones wellbeing.
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Occupational Constipation

When you just can't give a shit about something at work. This is usually due to seeing wonderful new programs fall on their faces time and time again.
Worker 1: Hey, did you see we're having a raffle to win plastic water guns?! You get tickets by bringing in school supplies!!!! It's such a great idea!
Worker 2: Sorry, I'm suffering from a bad case of occupational constipation.

Occupied Peeing 

Peeing as loud as possible so that people outside waiting will hear it and not knock.
I heard someone outside of the bathroom, so I used occupied peeing to make my presence known.
Occupied Peeing by Ducit May 28, 2015

occupational whore 

sam is such an occupational whore

The Japanese Occupation of Snowland 

The Japanese Occupation of Snowland is a lesser known period of imperial history, but with equally as devastating short-term and long-term impacts. The indigenous citizens of Snowland, usually peaceful, were forced to submit to the strength of the Japanese military. Throughout the occupation, citizens were taxed unrealistically, beaten, and in many cases, removed from their homes altogether. Several rebellion movements occurred by local militias throughout the period, but none were successful. At the end of the occupation, Snowland was set back centuries in terms of innovation and progress, and is still considered a heavily undeveloped region in today’s world.
Person 1: Have you heard of the Japanese Occupation of Snowland?
Person 2: Indeed I have. Pour one out for the lives lost during those tragic times.

Occupationless 

Willingly unemployeed, ie Choosing not to work

Created by David Alexander Bell... Aka Le Gange Aka Le Bellbag
And what do you do for a living?

Oh I'm occupationless...

occupational hazard 

An occupational hazard is something unpleasant that you may suffer or experience as a result of doing your job or hobby.
idiot : you suck ;
backa : why the " ; " ?
idiot : hhh sorry it's an occupational hazard from programming .