Handcrafted by God Himself from black marble. This beautiful black man is comely in the eyes of any behold. His aesthetic is truly a danger to anyone who who gazed upon him. He turns lesbians straight and Heterosexual men gay, just from them looking at him. He is impossible to resist; a dark temptation. Men want to be him. Women want to be with him. Empathetic, athletic, loving, charismatic, intelligent..this human is the full package. If you’re fortunate enough to encounter one of these creatures, befriend him. He is loyal. He’ll be by your side at your highest and lowest points. And he’ll make you laugh to the point where you pee yourself. He’s one of the good ones.

That Oak is truly one of a kind. I need him to get me pregnant.

Oak by 0@k November 22, 2021

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Oak

Typically used as a name to describe a very tall man, who served drugs to the geriatric population. Is known to frolic at sporting events with hookers, and can be caught on many sun rises taking photos and posting poems to swoon in ladies on his Instagram. He can also be known as a Shephard of women.

You that guy over there in the stands, he is such an Oak

Oak by Lazy Coconut_Shaker November 23, 2021

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Oak

The name of the hottest and sexiest man alive. Has the biggest ass and tits.

Person 1: woah did you see that guy?? He’s HOT

Person 2: that’s oak of course he’s hot!

Oak by EaAeE November 30, 2021

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Oak

A word derived from the word “ok”. Invented by myself, Papa Smoke, it’s also used to annoy people, win arguments and just respond even when it will mean nothing.

Woman: “That’ll be$5.”

You: “Oak.”

~OR~
Guy: “You suck at everything dude quit playing that game and go die.”

You: “Oak lol.”

Guy: “The hell is oak?”

You: “Oak.” *walks away after aggravating guy*

Oak by Papa Smoke January 13, 2022

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