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poop o’clock 

poop o’clock- the time of poop
poop o’clock by poopoclock420 August 20, 2019

5 o'clock follies 

any driver that has a 9 to 5 job. After 5pm, they get on the highway & cause "rush hour" traffic.
Trucker Tom: "I'd better go ahead & hit the road before those 5 O'clock follies screw up the highway!"

Trucker Joe: " you better hurry up, it's going on 4:30!"
5 o'clock follies by T.Wilson November 27, 2012

Kaffer O'clock

The official name for South Africa's power utility outage problem known as Loadshedding.
This is the direct cause of the ANC party being completely inept at running a country and stealing trillions of dollars in taxpayer money.
Heads up, its Kaffer O'clock from 2pm to 8pm
Kaffer O'clock by T the dog June 28, 2022

smacks o'clock 

Smacks o'clock is an indeterminate time of the evening when one is so drunk that they willingly visit a over-crowded indie bar that plays self-proclaimed indie 'classics'. It is the time of night when one gives up any notion of going home early and of their own free-will dances like a loon to the Smiths and does the macarena to MGMT.
It is, by all accounts, a good time. But no-one can really remember it.
Drunkard 1: "Man, I am bored of Wetherspoons now, what time is it?"
Drunkard 2: "It's Smacks o'clock baby!"
Drunkard 1: "Awww yeah"

birthday o'clock 

The hour that correlates to your date of birth.
My birthday is August 12, so birthday o'clock would be 08:12.
birthday o'clock by pheiticeira February 25, 2011

9 o'clock behind the jackrabbit

A playful children's song that is actually about getting a blowjob at kennywood before closing time.
Yo I was with Jamie at 9 o'clock behind the jackrabbit.