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Narrow ass 

An individual who lacks experience, maturity and/or or is deemed wanting. Especially children.
When the street lights come on you better get your narrow ass in the house!
Narrow ass by DiddyBlock August 24, 2015
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narrow urethra 

A curse upon mankind. Only known victim of this curse so far is Hank Hill.
Hank's narrow urethra made him take a minute longer to take a piss, and his chances of impregnating someone is extremely low.

Narrific 

"Narrific" is more than horrific. Usually used to describe a day spent under the reign of Mrs. Narro, at Impact ECHS. She is a beastly jackel with large ogre hands, the weave of a thousand chestnut-red horses, caked on makeup that does not succeed in covering her deeply carved wrinkles, the shoulders of large bullfrog, and shoes so ugly they could blind Satan.
"Today I survived another narrific day."
Narrific by PureBeauty143 May 26, 2014
Someone who is pretty much the shit and knows it. Won't hesitate to flatten any and all who don't agree. Ready for adventure, preferably with a side of whisky. Has eyes that can either cut or melt you, depending on the mood. Very enticing and possibly dangerous.
I'd TOTALLY like to get me some of that Narron
Narron by JangleBones January 1, 2010

straight but not narrow 

It's cool to wear pins on your bags that say "Straight but not narrow", unless you aren't straight, in which case it would be much more appropiate to sport a rainbow pin, unless you think rainbows are ugly, which they are, because all those colors don't mesh together very well.

straight and narrow 

The path of moral integrity; following the rules. People who follow the straight and narrow typically abstain from activities such as hustlin, pimpin, and some gangsta shit.
Mobb Deep: "What's up fool? What you been doing?"
Todd: "You know, helping out at retirement homes, building houses for Habitat for Humanity, coaching a peewee soccer team, stuff like that."
Mobb Deep: "All right playa. Good to hear. How you raking in the paper doing all that volunteer work?"
Todd: "Funny you should mention it. I actually dabble in pimpin hos on the side. I run a rather successful operation consisting of 4 or 5 bitches. We turned a substantial profit last quarter. Unfortunately I had to pop a cap in a few bitch niggas who didn't pay up."
Mobb Deep: "Man that's some bullshit, you hypocrite. Either you're in the game or you stick the straight and narrow. There ain't no such thing as halfway crooks."

"This ain't funny so don't you dare laugh
Just another case about the wrong path
Straight and narrow or your soul gets cast
Good night!"
-Slick Rick, "Children's Story"
straight and narrow by Nicholas D October 31, 2009