Narron

Someone who is pretty much the shit and knows it. Won't hesitate to flatten any and all who don't agree. Ready for adventure, preferably with a side of whisky. Has eyes that can either cut or melt you, depending on the mood. Very enticing and possibly dangerous.

I'd TOTALLY like to get me some of that Narron

by JangleBones January 1, 2010

Narconap

Narcotic induced narcolepsy. Short spurts of unconscious unwanted sleep hits you in the middle of doing a task. Cured by 14 to 18 hours of sleep.

I've been up way to long, I just narconapedsitting on the toilet. I up when my phone hit the floor.

Or
I sat down to tie my shoes and woke up 5 min later choking on my drool. I hate when I narconap

by Tiny5280 June 26, 2019

Narbone

When you use a cooked microwave pizza to masturbate. This works best when the pizza is rolled up and placed around the penis. After using the pizza pie as a warm vagina proxy, the culprit removes the semen ridden snack and puts it back in the freezer.

Vin: Jack, did you get that pizza from the freezer?
Jack: Yea, obviously ya fuck nut.
Vin: Well actually you're the nut, because I nutted all over that pizza.
Jack: Ah fuck, shit, God dammit!
Paul and Moses: Narbone!

by maggief November 4, 2009

Narconstipation

Narconstipation = Narcotics + Constipation

Medically termed: Opioid Induced Constipation (OIC) is caused when pain management opioids such as codeine, dihydrocodeine, tramadol, buprenorphine, dilaudid, methadone, diamorphine, fentanyl, morphine, oxycodone, or hydrocodone cause an unwanted blockage due to the opioid biding to the mu receptors in the GI tracts and slowing down gut motility which causes the fecal matter to be retained and more water to be reabsorbed which then makes it more difficult and painful to excrete.

AKA: Percocet-Poopless, Nothing-But-Fentanyl-Farts, Oxycodone-Ouchies, Codeine Crapless, Deuce-less Dilaudid, Norconstipation (Norco + Constipation)

Narconstipation: It's not the shit.

Me: Doc, thanks for the pain meds. They are helping out a lot after this surgery. But damn, I'm backed up. All I want to do is shit and I can't. What's the deal?

Doc: Oh, you gots the narconstipation.

Me: WTF?

Doc: Pain free. Poo filled. Life's a bitch.

by jzaztrow August 26, 2016

narconon

NarCONon is a scam run by the Cult of Scientology. They use massive and unsafe doses of Niacin that have been shown to cause organ failure combined with hours on a treadmill and lengthy saunas instead of scientifically supported drug addiction treatment methods.

They insist that using only L. Ron Hubbard's "techniques" and rejecting all empirical science totally makes them not Scientology. They've repeatedly managed to finagle government grants for the nonsense in several countries, invariably leading to major scandals and ending the careers of politicians foolish enough to back them.

"Yeah, my mom sent me to NarCONon. They told me cocaine is stored in your body fat for years after you use it, so you have to sweat it all out. Because, you know, sweating totally cleans out your fat cells, and cocaine is totally fat soluble."

"Dude, NarCONon isn't Narcotics Anonymous. That's "NA". NarCONon is just a front for Scientology."

by Marc Abian November 10, 2013

Narvon

Middle of nowhere; Amish town.

You live in Narvon and you text your NEIGHBOR
"hey, wanna hang out?"
Then you have to walk five miles to get there.

by Not Amish December 3, 2009

narrowback

used as a slang term to refer to inside electrician
(typically 98 )
Lineman refer to inside wireman as narrowbacks

Hey look at that narrowback pulling wire through that conduit.

by humpdog February 2, 2007