napoleon dynamite 

The fucking stupidest movie ever produced. So mind-numbingly stupid and pointless that it has been linked to causing cancer in chimpanzees.

Supposedly an outrageously funny and witty movie. Your friends are lying to you. Throughout the course of the movie, your friends wanted to stab themselves in the ears and eyeballs to stop the misery. When it was over, they were in a state of shock from having lost 90 minutes of their lives and/or having flushed $8 down the drain. Angry inside, they decided to inflict this misery on everyone they know by spreading the word that it's a great movie.

You will not be entertained. You will not be uplifted. You will not be engaged in the storyline as it does not have one. You will not be inspired. You may laugh once, perhaps twice, as idiots never seem to tire of other idiots falling over or hurting each other. Think "America's Stupidest Home Videos" in the late 80's.

People will tell you that it has a bunch of great quotes. It doesn't. The quotes aren't great, they're just easy to remember, so anyone can pick up on them and recognize them when they come out of some other idiot's mouth. Maybe I will! Gosh! Hardy har.

Person 1: You actually watched Napoleon Dynamite?

Person 2: Yeah, it was so funny when...when...uh...

Person 1: *Slaps*

napoleon dynamite by Half February 17, 2005

napoleon dynamite 

the funniest movie ever, considering it probably cost about 100 dollars to make. also the father of every quote in an american high school.

NAPOLEON:Tina you fat lard come get some dinner!

KIP:Everyone knows i've been training to be a cage fighter

KIP: You'r just jealous cause i've been chatting online with babes all day

KIP: Your mom goes to college

GUY:what did you do again this summer?
NAPOLEON: I told you I was in alaska with my uncle hunting wolverines!
GUY: Did you shoot any?
NAPOLEON: Yeah like twenty of them, they were surrounding my cousin what would you do in that situation?
GUY: what kind of gun did you use?
NAPOLEON: a frickin' twelve gauge what do you think?

NAPOLEON: Pedro offers you his protection.

DAD: What's that in my driveway?
N: Thats my ride.

NAPOLEON: you must be Pedro's cousins with the sweet hookups!

napoleon dynamite by me.1715 January 19, 2005

napoleon dynamite 

One of the worst movies I have ever seen. Sure there were some funny parts, but I had heard of every single one of them before I saw the movie. Kids all around America think its cool to say quotes from this movie. This movie has been ruined, just like The Chappele show was ruined, because damn teens just say the fricken quotes all damn day. Shaun of the Dead is way funnier. This movie had potential.

No one wants to hear your attempt at sounding like Napoleon, so dont even try. "For the love of God and all that is holy"

napoleon dynamite by Jolly Mack January 10, 2005

Napoleon Dynamite 

retarded ass movie that my friends said was good i said wtf as i broke the dvd

ryan knows what he is talking about he know good movies from bad ones

Napoleon Dynamite by vince March 30, 2005

napoleon dynamite 

This movie is one of those movies where you either love it and (mis)quote it often, or you hate it and want to punch the kids who keep saying "GOSH" and "your mom goes to college!".

Especially if aformentioned kids continue to quote the movie ONE FUCKING YEAR after it came out.

Okay.

ND lover: GOSH you guys! *squints eyes and opens mouth slightly to have the appearance of an imbecile*

ND hater: plz stop before I have to kill you.

napoleon dynamite by hays^asl May 13, 2005

Napoleon Dynamite 

The worlds best movie ever!
Do the Chickens have large talons?
So Napoleon what are you gonna do today? What I ever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!
I already made like infinity of those at scout camp.
Your mom goes to college.
Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day.
Etc.
GO SEE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE MOST Tizoe MOVIE EVER!!!!!

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Make yourself a dang quesidilla!

Napoleon Dynamite by Bluestorm100 December 29, 2004

napoleon dynamite 

it really was a hilarious movie (a movie about virtually nothing that actually holds your attention? wow!) until all the preps started misquoting it.

when ND first came out:

booboo: have you seen ND?

me: yea it was actually funny

when the dvd came out and was being advertised all over the *friggin* tv:

prep: omg! jessica! did you see ND

prep 2: omg yes! that was the best movie ever! come get your food, you fat tub of lard tina! (which is not the actual line)

prep 3: GOSH! ha ha ha i saw it too!

prep: omg did you really ashley!

prep 3: yea and that cheerleader was hilary duffs sister! omg shes a cheerleader just like us! (these blondes are so smart, they instantly pick up on the stereotype of cheerleading in the movie) cough cough*

napoleon dynamite by pedro4prez!!! May 13, 2005