Myrtle 

Myrtle is a mystery, always quiet but with a coy smile that could take down armies. Secretly, everybody has a desire to know more because she knows how to seduce like a whore. Once someone has solved that puzzle they discover a much wilder side with many breakdowns, spontaneous decisions and sexual heat

“See that girl at the back?”
“Yes?wdym?”
“Bet she’s a myrtle ;)”

Myrtle by Nelll✌️🖖💋 January 9, 2019

myrtle 

southern slang synonym for vagina

my myrtle itches but i don't want to scratch it in public.

myrtle by stephanie anne September 8, 2007

moaning myrtle 

A whorish girl in Harry Potter who repeatedly attempts to suck harry off. Characteristics include standard emo behaviour such as excessive crying and whining. Also displays various voyeurous acts.

Got her name from.........ahem...you guess XD

Moaning myrtle watched harry potters body float through the water like a gas infested turd.

moaning myrtle by the dude with the momma XD August 17, 2008

Moaning Myrtle 

Perfect nickname for your wife or girlfriend that is trying to speak while you are choke-fucking her during a Harry Potter movie.

Sorry Moaning Myrtle, but I can’t understand a single word you are saying.

Moaning Myrtle by Mancave Movie Madness May 29, 2017

myrtle grove 

a shitty school with alot of bitches and alot of sexually excited kids

myrtle grove a shitty school

myrtle grove by loser shit324 June 13, 2016

Myrtle Beach Nerds 

Owners of the greatest podcast on the internet. They talk about all sorts of stuff and they post a few times a week. Check them out wherever podcasts are available. Just search ‘myrtle beach nerds’ on any podcast engine and subscribe on itunes!

Joe: hey you ever listen to the myrtle beach nerds podcast?
Mary: never heard of them.
Joe: I knew I should have f*#@ed your sister instead.

Myrtle Beach Nerds by MyrtleBeachNerds March 2, 2019

Menstrual Myrtle 

Someone who is being overly grumpy and rude (essentially a bitch).

menstrual negative nancy debbie downer myrtle

- There's no fucking glasses.
- Try the dishwasher.
Oh, for God's sake! Right, we're going out.
- Out where? - I don't care.
Outside.
Out of here.
Fucking hell, I'll buy you a new glass if you're going to be such a menstrual Myrtle about it.

Menstrual Myrtle by YoungestOfTheThree January 31, 2020