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Mullingar

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A town in County Westmeath, in midlands Ireland. Home to the famous singer of the former band One Direction such as Niall Horan.
What's da craic? I come from Mullingar, a town which is located an hour west of Dublin.
by CrypticCurrency March 27, 2022
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A girl/lady with overweight legs. Irish slang alluding to the fact that Mullingar in County Westmeath is noted for is good beef (a heifer is a cow who has not had a calf yet).
Male 1: Who did Mike go home with last night?
Male 2: I didn't recognise her, but i'll tell ya, she had beef to the heels, like a Mullingar heifer.
by Oh-Jay July 14, 2016
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muelling

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A form of mulling (over) a particularly difficult (or gruelling) decision, concept, or thought. Muelling is often but not exclusively performed by any person with the surname: Mueller, Moeller, Miller, Müller, and/or Möller. Muellers (not to be confused with the subset of all people with the surnames Mueller or Müller (disambiguation)) often exhibit the following symptoms while muelling: muttering under one's breath, feverished pacing, leaning head-first into walls or tall objects, muffled sobbing and/or gasping, and repetetive uttering of nonsensical words, phrases, or numbers aloud.

The root of the word can be traced back to when German millers (surname being Müller) would lead domesticated animals/hairy-ass-slaves (yes, both stresses of the phrase are correct) around a circular track, spinning a large stone wheel over a slab covered with grain to produce flour. As Milling is often considered the origin of the word mulling, it can be said that millers would mull while the mules "muled", leading to the true root "mule" (often misspelled as "muel"). Therefore, the most correct depiction (should) be of a mule laboriously turning a mill, sadly ignorant FUCKS just think about a fucking "mule pacing in its cell, as if in deep thought". Go figure.
Alex was last seen muelling over potential ways to propose to his girlfriend.

Once, James mulled very hard. He was borderline muelling.

"Shiiit dawg, if you don't quit muelling soon, yo head will pop."

"I knew that Mueller muelled a lot, but this time I think he's gone too far."

"I muelled so much over which chick to bang last night, I got a migraine."

"How much mule could a Mueller muel,
If a Mueller could muel mule?"

Alex Mueller muelled furiously to meet the weird requirements of the content moderators. After long muelling into the night, his definition of "muelling" finally made it into urban dictionary.
by flung fist February 15, 2019
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pepper milling

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The method some women use with their hands during a blow job. Turning both hands in opposite directions as if grinding a pepper mill or giving a Chinese burn.
I was getting a blow job off Louise last night but I just couldn’t bust it until she started pepper milling like a pro
by Sealclubber78 December 1, 2017
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Sean Mullins

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Sean is a bitch that is scared to come on the panel and was exposed for hitting his mother and having sex with his cousin and he is the biggest clown of the trolls
by XLXIsaac3624 March 19, 2020
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Hercules Mulligan

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A tailor spying on the British government. He takes their measurements, information and then he smuggles it. To his brother's revolutionary covenant he’s running with the Sons of Liberty and he is loving it. See, that's what happens when you up against the ruffians. If you in the shit now, somebody gotta shovel it. Hercules Mulligan, he needs no introduction
When you knock him down he gets the fuck back up again.
Who was a spy during the American Revolutionary War?

Answer: Hercules Mulligan
by PonianYoutube December 21, 2020
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Josh Mullinum Theory

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The scientific theory stating dust is gendered. The evidence in support of noble prize winning theory is the fact that french people are incredibly advanced on the basis that the french language has gendered words for all objects.
They are advanced due to God created males from male dust particles and females from female dust particles.
"Nikola Tesla was half as smart as the guy who invented the Josh Mullinum theory."
"Wow, he is so smart", he might be able to make a theory 1% as smart as the Josh Mullinum theory."
"Many speculate that the Josh Mullinum theory was created by aliens due to the highly advanced inhuman ability of thought used to create the theory."
by Josh Mullinum January 6, 2021
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