Moonshine Monday 

The day of the week when people (specifically college students) Drink a homemade brew of alcohol.

Yo its Moonshine Monday get out that brew you have under your bed!

Moonshine Monday by Beagle Love April 8, 2009

Moonshine Dry 

A non-alcoholic drink made by mixing every drink in a fast food restaurant soda machine into one cup, this creating a confusing taste, as moonshine has

Stacey: Can you get me a drink?
Jim: Yeah what u want.
Stacey: A moonshine dry plz

Moonshine Dry by Ryxcyxby January 17, 2019

Moonshine in the dark 

Moonshine in the dark is where you take some of your moon shine and slap the tip of the bottle in someone’s ass, Vortex it then furiously slurp the cunt out like your mothers mother Margaret

I just had some moonshine in the dark

Moonshine in the dark by Harry The Bestus July 24, 2022

Moonshine Run 

Driving or Towing a travel trailer, like an Airstream more than 300 miles in a single day, arriving after 3:00 in the afternoon, staying overnight and then continuing to your destination.

We made a moonshine run from Indiana to get to Maine for an Airstream rally, stopping only to eat, sleep and get back on the road again. It still took us several days to get there.

Moonshine Run by G&G I-C August 3, 2022

Shut up and drink your moonshine 

Shut up and drink your moonshine is a retort to someone who has made a racist, redneck or bump kind of comment.

After hearing Cletus extolled the goodness of the KKK, partygoers told him "shut up and drink your moonshine!"

Shut up and drink your moonshine by I, Wreckerrr October 4, 2016

Mount Moonshine

A difficult peak to climb, Mount Moonshine is located in the treacherous Late Stage Alcoholism range. Most people don't make it to the summit. The journey up is dangerous both physically and emotionally, yet very rewarding. The few who have experienced its glory suggest getting drunk on tequila and attaining a BAC of at least .30.

Jack: "Man, I don't remember much but I think I climbed Mount Moonshine last night. It was glorious."

Harvey: "Dude, you blacked out and punched me in the face,pissed on me, and then started crying. What the fuck are you talking about?"

Mount Moonshine by NaturalFeatures March 2, 2009

Tennessee Moonshine

A sexual act when one man jizzes on his partner's forehead, and proceeds to shine and buff with their asscheeks.

I gave that bitch a Tennessee Moonshine. Her forehead was shining like the moon! And by the moon, I mean my ass. And by shining, I mean covered in jizz.

Tennessee Moonshine by hwangsta13 December 16, 2008