Three Monocle 

When a basketball player uses only one hand to create the commonly-referenced "three-goggles" after making a three pointer. The gesture is made by putting the okay sign (a circle made from your thumb and index finger, with other three fingers outwards) up to only one eye, Mr. Peanut style.

Wow, Kevin Durant's on fire tonight - he even busted out a Three Monocle after his 4th trey!

Three Monocle by msquared December 13, 2012

pearl monocle 

When a load of ejaculate is shot into only one eye of a recipient, and then dribbles down the face. The likely results of sitting up after recieving a pearl eye patch.

After I gave her the old pearl monocle she looked a little like that guy from monopoly.

pearl monocle by chowderlap August 5, 2008

beer monocle 

When you drink so much, you can only keep one eye opened.

Half asleep, Bullet Bob's head was bobbing up and down in the back seat of the car and with a heavy beer monocle, he looked up and said 'let's go to Denny's'.

beer monocle by Gavine July 13, 2006

mississippi monocle

this is what you call the spunk dripping from the freshly violated ocular cavity of a one-eyed person.

"dude, you banged that one-eyed chick?"
"yeah! i couldn't believe it when she asked me to give her a mississippi monocle. she's a freak!"

mississippi monocle by bobmanob March 11, 2009

arabian monocle 

Similar to the Arabian Goggles and performed in the same manner covering one eye only.

Buffalo Gord only has one nut so he had to settle for an Arabian Monocle

arabian monocle by jonitals April 23, 2008

Japanese Rain Monocle 

Close to the Japanese Rain Goggles but your man only has one nut sack that drops. Picture the Monopoly guy or Mr. Peanut.

I was trying to give my girl the Japanese Rain Goggle but it was cold and only was able to give her a Japanese Rain Monocle instead.

Japanese Rain Monocle by Mr.Ballsack August 30, 2013

crude monocle 

The resulting ring of shit left around the perimeter of an anus after anal penetration.

Good show, my boy! You have thrusted your flesh sword to such great depths to create the most exquisite crude monocle I have ever seen.

crude monocle by diab0lus August 29, 2012