Mongolian Evergreen Wizard Fucker 

Mongolian Evergreen Wizard Fucker is pretty much the best weed you can get. Legend has it that the strain was genetically engineered by a mad scientist in Pennsylvania shortly before he was killed in a mysterious lab explosion. The scientist extracted 100% goat semen to fertilize Mongolian Evergreen Wizard Fucker...it's so extremely potent that one only needs to smell it to get high...

Guy 1: "Hey man, you got some bud?"
Guy 2: "maaaaan, I got the MONGOLIAN EVERGREEN WIZARD FUCKER!"
They say no one has ever died from marijuana... but these 2 boys were never heard from again.

Mongolian Evergreen Wizard Fucker by The_Evergreen_Wizard November 18, 2006

Mongolian Motorcoach 

Tour bus full of Chinese people that speak no English.

Another Mongolian Motorcoach crashed and burned in the Grand Canyon today.

Mongolian Motorcoach by Fotofly November 26, 2010

mouth like a mongolian wrestler's jockstrap 

a foul tasting mouth. as in the morning after the night before

kevin was about to give june a first kiss when he discovered she had a mouth like a mongolian wrestler's jock strap

mouth like a mongolian wrestler's jockstrap by theWestHamfan November 25, 2003

Mongolian 

1. Technically, a Mongolian is a citizen of Mongolia, whether be of Mongol, Russian, Turkic, Chinese or any other ethnicity. Not to be confused with a Mongol. A Mongol is a person who is of Mongol descent. A Mongol can also be a person who's ancestor was a part of the Mongol Empire. Roughly about 85% of Mongolians (i.e citizens of Mongolia) are Mongols. While most Mongols are Mongolians, not all Mongolians are Mongols. It is very common that these two terms are often used interchangeably by most people in the west and even by the Mongolians themselves. But nobody seems to notice and gives a crap about it.

2. A language spoken by ethnic Mongols in Mongolia, northern China, southern Russia and some parts of Turkic world. It is the main language of Mongolic language family which, along with Turkic and Tungusic languages, belongs to a much broader Altaic language family that is spoken throughout Eurasia.

3. And anything (items, places etc) from Mongolia, I couldn't be bothered to write down, since it's too obvious.

1. "I am a Mongolian, because I hold a Mongolian passport and officially a citizen of Mongolia."

"I can call myself a Mongol, but I'm a Pakistani; my ancestors served in the Mongol empire and later in the Mughal empire."

2. "I speak Mongolian with Khalkha dialect that is the official language of Mongolia."

"The Chakhar dialect that is commonly spoken in rural areas of Inner Mongolia sounds nothing like Khalkha dialect to the foreigners."

3. "Ulaanbaatar is the Mongolian capital city."

"Chinggis Khaan is more than just a Mongolian national hero to Mongolians, he's viewed more as a father of all Mongols and Mongolians altogether."

"That's a Mongolian souvenir; bought it in Mongolia."

Mongolian by Yaqub November 9, 2007

dirty mongolian

the act of having violent dry humping sex on a bunk bed (the top bunk) and causing the bed to break

Donald pulled a dirty mongolian last night, i thought there was an earthquake.

dirty mongolian by Corrado2A March 7, 2010

mongolian christmas elf 

A creepy kid who stalks you and leaves Mongolian beef under ur pillow on Christmas Eve

Ben: " Hey, Dan is so weird..."
Jack: " Yeah, he's probably a Mongolian Christmas elf!

mongolian christmas elf by Willboydog November 29, 2016

Mongolian Sex Change 

When one places one's penis and Testicles behind ones legs, conveying the illusion that a vaginal canal is present when there is in fact a hidden dong.

The maneuver goes back thousands of years and some even say Hitler was spotted performing the act after consuming large amounts of Jagermeister.

The act was brought to attention in popular culture by such figures as Buffalo Bill and even Jay in clerks 2.

Mussolini: Adolf, what the hell are you doing?

Hitler: (standing with dick tucked between legs) Mongolian sex change, yo.

Mongolian Sex Change by Mike Oksmall October 5, 2013