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molding and sculpting

To convince yourself that an ugly woman is attractive as a means to a sexual end. Much like "beer goggles", this usually happens while drunk.
Guy 1: Holy crap, why is Jimmy buying drinks for that Frankenstein-looking chick?
Guy 2: He's busy molding and sculpting over there.

molding smasher 

a female with an exeptionaly large arse, when they try to pass through doorways there arse usually catches the moldings around the door and breaks them
jordee: holy fuck amber was at my house today she's such a molding smasher
jeremy: really???! how many doors did she go through??
molding smasher by vanor February 1, 2009
Dragging my big ole hog thru your ass
Hey wanna go mudding
Mudding by Toe sucker696969 October 26, 2018

Mellow Mooding

The act of drinking a Bob Marley's Mellow Mood relaxation drink and sitting, chilling, relaxing, and eventually falling asleep. Sometimes performed in groups.
Sam: How was work?
Bill: Rough. I'm going home and Mellow Mooding all night. Care to join?
Sam: Ya man, be right over.
Mellow Mooding by Mr. Aut June 10, 2011
The action of being mad.
Naruto is madding, cause Sasuke saw his pee pee.
Madding by BoyLoy69 January 28, 2020
A mondingo is a very large, often erect, hairy penis, that is dirty.
Wow Chad, I can't even lie I love your mondingo on my forehead
mondingo by Prestigous July 25, 2017