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Biggest bludger you will ever meet, knows how to waste time excessively.
Mikey took the long way again, must be on the milk.
Mikey by garryyyy January 6, 2020
Usually a funny person tending to do stupid things but always doing it to help someone. Very personable yet makes enemies very easily. Also loves scifi movies and video games.
Damn that Mikey I just can't stay mad at him.

What do you know Mikey pissed off someone again.

Mikey:did you guys hear they are making Star Wars remakes.
Absolute perfection. The best friend a guy can have, and the best boyfriend a girl can get. Really cute and nice, but shy and quiet, which makes him all the more cuter. Usually tall and fluffy. Also usually has a gay-ass cousin.
Wow, he's perfect, do you think he's a Mikey?
Mikey by Kanna Shidoxi November 22, 2014
A bad boyfriend. One who beats on his girl until he is taken down by someone bigger or smarter. An asshole.
Man how is she doing I heard her last boyfriend was a mikey.
Mikey by MysterymanADMO July 25, 2006
a great guy who smokes u up all the time and turns u from sober to high in a couple of minutes
"Yo, Mikey is such a g homie!!!!!"
"Mikey u got any weed?"
Mikey by thebiggestwolfaround1 December 8, 2018
Huge penis, loves girls, ladies man. Every girl Lowkey wants him inside her.
Omg Mikey stop