muffed 

another use for fucked up

Damn your ass got muffed up

muffed by Kerry Ann January 6, 2007

Miffer 

Cunning subterfuge for the pejorative N-word. Replaces the "n" and the two "g's" with the letters that immediately precede each in the alphabet: the "m" and two "f's".

Only a miffer should be wearing his pants below his ass.

Miffer by Rain Atwest October 22, 2011

miffled 

A little offended, a little confused.

Miffed + Baffled = Miffled.

A malaprop from "Made in America," the final episode of The Sopranos. Tony offers Paulie a promotion, but Paulie doesn't accept right away. Tony is a little miffled.

"Lots of people are miffled about the final episose of the Sopranos."

miffled by ItsNotMe July 9, 2007

Muffed 

Verb (past tense): To lightly or forcefully push the back of someone's head whether aggressively or as a gesture of endearment.

That bitch just muffed me.

Muffed by Bridgetspace January 6, 2009

Miffens 

Miffens - a random nickname given to anyone. It all started when I tried asking my friend if he wanted a cookie or muffin, and I called him Miffens.

This is just for fun.

Caption Miffens, there is no more rum!

Miffens by BunnieFluffy March 25, 2010

MILFED....Got MILFED...? 

Mothers who have been categorized as MILFs.

I have been unintentially categorized as a MILF. I wish only to touch basis with other women labeled as MILF's so that we can better understand this trend.

To all you MILF-Hunters. Just because a single mother with a teenager is alone, is not a sign for you to plague and manipulate the situation. Yes, it's flattering and everything, yet what is this trend truly about....?

Thank you for any replies in understanding this....

MILFED....Got MILFED...? by Elizabeth August 31, 2004

muffed 

to high five someone's face aggressively

damn! he just muffed the bartender!

muffed by deadcaity May 29, 2011