Meeped

When you are so wasted/high that you are left speechless and dumbfounded. Symptoms include: sleepyness, general contentment, and couchlock.

Remember last night man? I was so meeped i didn't even know what to think.

Meeped by wiggidywoggidyweenie November 1, 2009

Meekel

Once in a lifetime will you meet a person named Meekel he is amazing and funny and nice he's meek

You should be more like a Meekel

Meekel by Soccerkel33 June 16, 2016

meeker 

A lonley young lad who enjoys masturbating profusely with the aid of soap, esp. zest. This lad has tiny balls and loves cock. First name is usually "Sean".

Man, Sean Meeker beats off with zest! what a douche

meeker by Kenny Kihara June 16, 2004

Merked 

to get owned at a epic propotrion Merkage or merked

You got merked!

the word started with one of the most contravertial players in q3 arena version 1.16 a player named merky began to get very good and is now considered to be the best q3 arena 1.16 railer

Merked by Natural 12562 December 24, 2008

Merked 

Means ugly,nasty, disgusting,

Charlie: Eww look its Chayton.

Nick: Wtf hes so fuckin Merked

Merked by 12345 November 22, 2016

Merked 

Really really high, to the point of being incapable of interacting with people and most likely interacting with other entities like plants, emotions, and gods.

Jimmy Brungus is merked right now. He just rode his bike to the beach, drank a gallon of organic orange juice and buried himself in sand while saying prayers to mother ocean.

Merked by Orcinus317 May 10, 2014

merked 

to kill, steal, rape, pillage, etc.

Although other people are offering plausible etymologies for this word, I'm guessing it more likely is a "verbing" of a shortened version of mercenary, or soldier for hire. Just like narcotics officers became narcs, which then became a slang verb for snitching to cops, I think mercenary became merks, then merked became a slang verb for acting like a mercenary, or killing, robbing, etc.

He got merked for tellin' the wrong cat to kick rocks.

merked by J. Kevin June 29, 2006