marmite fisherman 

1. n. A homosexual; a 'poo pipe plumber' or 'nonce'. 2. n. A model of a fisherman, made out of marmite.

"That Grant Bovey is blatantly a marmite fisherman - mind you, with an annoying bitch of a wife like that it's hardly surprising"

marmite fisherman by toaototoato June 19, 2003

marmite wizard 

When a man has anal sex with either a male or female and then proceeds to slap their shit stained dick on the other persons face.

Guy 1: So, how was last night with Beatrice?
Guy 2: It was going pretty badly until I pulled out of the pink and put it in the stink, then I gave her a real good marmite wizard.

Guy 1: That sounds fucking magical.

marmite wizard by MarmiteMagician March 22, 2016

marmite bandit

A person who would rather the anus of another man than the furry taco of a woman.

also see back door bandit and hershy highway

"That joe joe sims is a real marmite bandit"

"I bet that marmite bandit likes it in the Hershy highway"

marmite bandit by Samuel Wilson June 16, 2004

Marmite Miner

Slang for a gay male who engages in anal intercourse with another male.

Jonathan seems to be walking funny, he must have been ploughed by kyle, hes a known marmite miner in Runcorn.

Marmite Miner by hes a right uphill gardener February 14, 2019

marmite pot 

the act of using exceptional amounts of toilet tissue in order to clean the nippsy

Barry couldnt get his arsehole clean, some say he had an "arse like a marmite pot"

marmite pot by john rotten December 10, 2007

marmite muncher 

After anal sex the resulting mixed discharge of sperm and poo, then greedily lapped up like marmite on hot buttered toast.

I say Mr Cholmdley-Warner your breath is a bit suspect have you been a marmite muncher with Mrs Cholmdley-Warner, Old Chap?

marmite muncher by Gary Johns July 18, 2006

Marmite Miner

One who likes to mine for Marmite in another man's arse.

RnR is a Marmite Miner with Dusty

Marmite Miner by OMK Fatomanu March 22, 2003