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Marble madness 

When a guy rolls his balls all over a girls face leaving a snail trail of sweat.
Steve "I put my balls on her chin, then rolled them all over her face"

Pete "isn't that called marble madness"

mildo madness 

The result of drinking way too much Miller Light the night before and having to shit out your brains in the morning.

(Contains more water than the Bud Mud.) Use caution when mixing with Mac-D's or Wendys, may cause birth defect, liver damage, and in serious cases may be life threating, Consult your docter if the mildo masdness lasts longer than 24 hours.
Yo, mondo you get the mildo madness this morning...

yah I used half the roll this morning... fuck Miller Light.
mildo madness by Balls McLongCock December 31, 2006

march madness 

A sporting event that steals the attention of all men and leaves their wives and girlfriends wondering where the hell they disappeared to!
Dean is so much into March Madness that he completely has forgotten about his girlfriend Tara and is close to getting dumped for ignoring her.
march madness by Tara March 29, 2005

Potato-Sack Madness 

When a group of 2 guys or more find a really attractive girl, get her alone, and throw a potato sack over her head. They then cut out as many holes as there are guys in the potato sack. Finally, they all stick their penises in the holes and wait to see what happens.
A group of my friends and i had some potato-sack madness last night, and i got a special surprise when i inserted...

the madness

Insanity and craziness that cannot be defined.

Excessive laughter caused by being too high or too drunk.

March Mustache Madness 

A month long celebration of the mustache held in the month of march. Mustaches of all types are encouraged.
Guy:" Hey, what's with the mustache?"
Man:" It's March Mustache Madness dumbshit!"