MLIA 

A group of the coolest people you'll ever meet. They love Harry Potter, dislike Twilight and Justin Bieber, can get easily entertained by a pair of socks and their life mission is to find Waldo.

MLIA, Harry Potter, Twilight, Justin Bieber

MLIA by ineedausername1234 July 6, 2011

MLIA Commenters

The people who OP's don't think about when writing submissions. The ones who sit through Steve every day for three hours. The people who have the best comment section on the internet.

MLIA Commenters: All the regulars, n00bs, and trolls.

MLIA Commenters by MLIACommenter August 14, 2010

MLIA-er

A person who believes that their Hogwarts Letter of Acceptance got lost (or that the owl did on the way), that ninjas are better than pirates and playing with NERF guns is time well spent.

Also, a typical MLIA-er hates all things Twilight, and enjoys dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets. They also choose life goals through mysteryseeker.com.

MLIA-ers can be found en masse at MyLifeIsAverage.com

Person 1: Dude, did that teacher just make an obscure Harry Potter reference, then shoot us with a NERF gun?!

Person 2: Yeah, he's a MLIA-er for sure.

MLIA-er by FreakedOutGeek May 16, 2011

MLIA Commenter 

A ruthless bunch of people who's sole purpose is to rip apart stories, and idiots with poor grammar. It tends to be a very private tribe who is slow to accept outsiders. It's safe to assume all the males in the tribe are well hung and the females are bound to the kitchen.

n00b: LOL. i voted for this: your cafeteria ladies are stupid, more stupider than my cafeteria ladies. LOL.
MLIA Commenters:
Could they even be a stupid as you? Nah, probably not.
You're so stupid.
GTFO

MLIA Commenter by thatmsufan December 17, 2010

Mlia Syndrome 

When a troubled youth who constantly reads mlia stories starts day dreaming and fantasizing about ninjas and pirates, and running around their school in costume of some mythical creature.

Person1: You know that loser jordan whose in love with mlia?

Person2: yea hes infatuated with it, all he does is talk about ninjas.

Person1: Yeah hes got a real bad case of Mlia syndrome.

Mlia Syndrome by mliabutfyl December 9, 2009

MLIAJ 

"My life is a joke". Unfortunate, annoying things just keep happening to you. Over, and over and over again.

Kim: "Guess what happened to me yesterday."
Sue: "What?"
Kim: "They lost my luggage at the airport. And this creepy guy won't stop stalking me. Oh, and I fell down the stairs...again. MLIAJ."

MLIAJ by eyehasanidea January 13, 2010

MLIAA 

1. An acronym meaning My Life Is ACTUALLY Average. Used at the end of an average anecdote, especially an average anecdote that is free of cliches and, as the name implies, actually average. It is similar to MLIA (My Life Is Average) but the added "ACTUALLY" (usually in all-caps) is in retaliation to the large number of un-average and cliche stories that end with "MLIA."

2. mliaa.tumblr.com. A website where stories that end in "MLIAA" are posted. These stories are checked to make sure that they are free of cliches, ninjas, Harry Potter, dinosaurs, awesome things, or general un-averageness. Originally formed by a member of MLIA (mylifeisaverage.com), this website offers a haven for those who liked the old MLIA before it became cliche.

1. Guy: Today, I noticed that MLIA stories are all cliche. MLIAA

2. MLIA-er #1: Ugh, look at all these cliche stories on MLIA
MLIA-er #2: I heard MLIAA is ACTUALLY average!

MLIAA by Slartibartfast5 November 3, 2009