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Rush Limbaugh 

A Rush Limbaugh: is when I wash down a handful of OxyContin with at least three quarts of cough-syrup, and then I hit the gay-club to trip the light fantastic toe - but not until after having lost all of my inhibitions at the track, and my virginity for the second time in the parking lot.
* Hiyo! Hahaha; You are correct sir! *
Sorry about that - Ed McMahon is with me; the guy follows me everywhere.
Be forewarned: you will sleep for an excess of 48 consecutive hours after your first time "Rushing the Baugh," - call me if you need any help or if you just want to say hi; I miss the times we spent together at the gay-club.
Oh man; I'll never Rush Limbaugh again after last night - I won't be able to sit straight for a week.
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limbersexual 

Someone for whom stretching is the ultimate ecstasy.

If presented with the choice between sex and stretching, they're grabbing the yoga pants.
"Why does Amy do yoga like 3 times a day?"
"Idk, she might be a limbersexual."
limbersexual by awjypodgy February 3, 2015

libslaya 

A Boomer keyboard jockey that lives in a trailer in the woods and plays on social media all day harassing people. They have no job and usually mooch of tax payers to pay for the large quantities of Doritos and cheez whiz they eat straight from the can. You can spot one easily online by their tendency to bully and stalk people while using first grade spelling and grammar and making stupid references to 1960s tv shows and movies that no one has ever heard of.
Don’t be a Libslaya man! Stay in school and get a job.
libslaya by GlitterBritches November 8, 2020

libsplain 

The pompous and illogical explanation offered from a liberal on a topic for which they know nothing other than the rhetorical talking points spewed out by politicians. This tactic is often required when there is a shocking lack of logic and reasoning available to support your tactic. Usually libsplaining involves raised eyebrows, a head tilt, and a whiny voice.
Alyssa Milano chose to libsplain what democracy looks like when no one cared about what she had to say.
libsplain by rbrice October 25, 2020

go out on a limb 

in or into a position where one is not joined or supported by anyone else.
a way of saying where one make him/herself isolated and takes a risk
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that something's bothering you.

I wouldn't go out on a limb like this if I didn't have the data to justify it !
go out on a limb by manushver February 28, 2018

Limbotic 

I'm feeling limbotic about taking that vacation
Limbotic by Johhny Slammer June 19, 2009

Rush Limbaugh 

He's a big fat idiot!

(Many thanks to Minnesota's junior U.S. senator)
If you don't believe it, just look at that hypocritical obese drug addict, and for the "idiot" part check out what Rush Limbaugh wrote in his book, "The Way Things Ought to Be".
Rush Limbaugh by £az£o July 30, 2009