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Hung like a French man 

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A guy that has a PERFECT cock. Above average but not too big. Perfect to for servicing and pleasing. The dream of most woman.
Me and the girls went out last night and we fucked the shit out of this dude. He was a real dream, hung like a french man.
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Hung like a French man 

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A dude that is Hung like a French man is a guy that has a PERFECT cock. Above average but not too big. Perfect to for servicing and pleasing. The dream of most woman.
Me and the girls went out last night and we fucked the shit out of this guy , he was a real dream, hung like a French man.
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like the Wild Man of Borneo 

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wildly messy

(said of a persons appearence)
"You look look the Wild Man of Borneo."
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saw that coming like a fat man round the corner 

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Blatently obvious. If a fat person tries to sneak round a corner they will be seen, as their belly will protrude first and give them away. Hence if something can be seen a mile off, or is really obvious, it can be 'seen coming like a fat man round the corner'
Phil: 'Hey, did you hear Janice was fired?'
Butch: 'Yeah, I saw that coming like a fat man round the corner!"
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sweating like a fat man in a cake shop

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Really really really sweaty. Imagine a chubby fellow dining out at his local pastry shop - he stands, salivating, over the counter wondering which fatty treat to shove down his gullet, and then indecision strikes and he sweats over what to order. That's how sweaty you are if you're sweating like a fat man in a cake shop.

Incidently, if you are a fat person and want a way to avoid such problems as choosing which cake, my advice is to simply buy everything. Problem solved
Kirsty: 'How was your squash game?'
Jim: 'Great, but now I'm sweating like a fat man in a cake shop.'
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man fucking like

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MFL - Man fucking like is a term used to say hello from one regular to another when they walk into Alibaba Coffee and Shisha lounge. It can be used as a greeting when first walking through that entrance but also if one does something good. Like bringing in a fit girl or simply passing something to them.
‘Regular walks in’

“MAN FUCKING LIKE” then the conversation starts.

‘Regular walks in with a saucy señorita’

“Man fucking like” this is a quiet version, if the lady is present it might be whispered when she’s out of the room or sent into the what’s app chat.
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