lightbulb alabama 

When you turn the lights on and realize you're not where you thought you were.

Bob flicked on the light switch and a lightbulb alabama happened, I was in my room, not Bob's.

lightbulb alabama by Wafflesacrifice March 6, 2016

lightbulb crush 

The initial crush that makes you realize you’re not 100% straight.

I wasn’t sure if I liked girls, but Jamie was my lightbulb crush that made me sure I did.

lightbulb crush by Gayqueeeen June 4, 2018

Lightbulb Spectacular

The act in which one publicly destroys their anus with one or multiple lightbulbs. To undergo this brave act, the “victim” must insert a lightbulb half-way into their anus and then squeeze, which shatters the lightbulb. What is most delightful in seeing this performance, is the sexual screams and tattered anus which the kinky performer ends up with. By far the most dangerous yet respected act which a man can do.

“Holy fuck Benny, did you see that mate? Gerald just pulled a fucking Lightbulb Spectacular in ya bro!”
“Mad respect to Gerald brah. Hats off to that absolute rig.”

Lightbulb Spectacular by goliathancient July 26, 2018

lightbulb seducer

the sexual intercorse with a electrical device (lightbulb)

you are a frigen lightbulb seducer, mr.bond.

lightbulb seducer by yttegmasdnakcebmawlyrehc April 17, 2009

Lightbulb-a-phobic 

Someone who has a phobia of lightbulbs.

*Someone walks into room. Lightbulb flashes on and off.*

"Oh my holy God! A-a-a... LIGHTBULB!"

*Screams and runs out of room, to the nearest Doctor*

Doctor: I am sorry to say that you have a severe case of lightbulb-a-phobia. You are Lightbulb-a-phobic positive.

Lightbulb-a-phobic by TickleyBears September 24, 2009

Lightbulb Licker

Someone so dumb that a lightbulb looks like an appetizing dish.

"Shut the fuck up, lightbulb licker."

Lightbulb Licker by BmoreCrabby November 17, 2020

lightbulb 69 

When someone is having 69 sex and smashes a lightbulb around their partners body but most likely the head

Did you know Steve was having lightbulb 69 last night

lightbulb 69 by Cheesey farts 69 May 31, 2021