jellyfishfingernail4 

a synonym for the word ‘suspicious’ or in other cases a curse word used to proclaim hatred for a food item

1. the imposter in my amongsus game was acting very jellyfishfingernail4

2. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU STUPID JALAPEÑO HOW DARE. YOU FUCKING JELLYFISHFINGERNAIL4

jellyfishfingernail4 by trapezoid in trapezoid out August 29, 2021

highway jellyfish 

When you jerkoff on the highway into a condom and then throw the used condom out the window

I tossed that highway jellyfish onto a passing car after I finish jerking off

highway jellyfish by Jomac1227 December 4, 2017

pull a jellyfish

to use the excuse of having a violent allergic reaction to jellyfish to skip school for a day to either finish any previous unfinished homework or not take a test when everyone else does to get answers upon returning to school the next day.

Bill: Where's John? We have a huge test today.

Phil: He told me that he was going to pull a jellyfish because he didn't study last night.

pull a jellyfish by An Interesting Name October 21, 2009

coney island jellyfish 

a used condom you find on the beach

Look mom! I found a coney island jellyfish!

coney island jellyfish by haplopgroup9 July 15, 2015

Like peeing on a wounded jellyfish 

Misunderstanding a common piece of advice.

"I was told I should get a college degree. So, I went and got a Masters' degree in literary criticism of French medieval bread recipes from an online university."
"That's like peeing on a wounded jellyfish."

Like peeing on a wounded jellyfish by donaldpelosi January 6, 2020

fresh-water jellyfish 

The male ejaculate left floating in the tub or shower following masturbation, resembling the marine invertebrate. Generally non-poisonous.

"Dude, go ahead and use my shower but I know you haven't been laid for a while. I better not find any fresh-water jellyfish in there later."

"I would never do such a thing, mate. I'm offended you would suggest it... Any baby oil in the medicine cabinet?"

fresh-water jellyfish by JT Amish December 15, 2009

Awkward Jellyfish 

The natural progression of the awkward turtle.
Only one hand is needed to do the awkward jellyfish. Open your hand face down, then, mimic a jellyfish swimming, moving your hand upward as it closes.

Billy: I love you.
Jamie: Oh... That's cool.
Billy: *awkward turtle*
Bobby: *awkward jellyfish*

Awkward Jellyfish by zesineg September 29, 2009