Janine Fontana 

Biggest MILF ever. Super hawt tramp stamp. Best sex ever.

Dude I had sex with Janine Fontana the other day and it was so ridiculous that she couldn't stand for 4 hours.

Janine Fontana by 777000 December 21, 2008

janine y. 

the most beautifulest thing ever on earth. this is the type of shit that gives you auto boners, and one look, you WILL jizz your pants. no doubt. she is the most sexiest most hottest fineist guapoest magandaest thing ever. its damn paradise. its more than heaven, if you die, you wish youd wanna go to janine. and this is the shit you wish for when its 11:11. and if you get janine y. you will be the luckiest mother fucker ever in the whole damn world. but then the next day, you will be fucked, because other fools WILL kill you. janine y. is another word for THEE shit. no joke. janine y. is thee best.

damn look at that girl shes so JANINE Y. fuck damn i have a damn boner and i just came. WTF. my moms gonna kill me when she finds sperm on my boxers -_- ima just say its toothpaste =0

janine y. by reeeeeechaaaaaard June 7, 2009

Janine Date 

When you and your girl go on a date and her mom comes too, but it's ok because she pays for everything.

Bro me and my girl had plans but then her mom came and turned it into a Janine Date.

Janine Date by _chroobs_ April 19, 2017

Janine Lindemulder 

The porn star you saw on the cover of that one pop-punk album from 1999.
Admit it: you thought she was hot.

Janine Lindemulder modeled on the cover art for blink-182's third album Enema of the State and also made a cameo appearance in the music video for the song "What's My Age Again?" from the aforementioned album.

Janine Lindemulder by 7568ino November 11, 2024

na-janine tugonon 

verb. (na-janin tugoh-non)
when your GF/BF breaks up with you, and he/she is proud to tell the whole world about it.

Bro1: Bro I heard na-janine tugonon ka daw?
Bro2: Yes bro, and it hurts so much! seriously? why tell the whole world?

na-janine tugonon by Tapum April 19, 2013

rob and janine 

The phrase Rob and Janine first started in the angel pub in Caerphilly named after two legendary locals….
Basically when when you are told something and it sounds completely mental or u need more information on the matter as it’s so ridiculous u can’t get to grips with it… rather than say “what do u mean” you would say “rob and Janine?”

Morgan: omfg, had a mental one last night, took far too much cocaine, a pukka n 3 viagras, went home horny as fuck. Wanked off watching a Red Cross advert on tv n then shot my load all over my dads dog…..
James: hang on a sec… rob and Janine?

rob and janine by PubHellhound July 16, 2022

Dirty Janine 

The insertion of a live eel in the rectum during sex.

I so gave Janine a dirty Janine last night, I don’t know who squirmed more, her or the eel.

Dirty Janine by Domdeloease May 21, 2019