Jaws Dump 

When you crap so much, that "you need a bigger bowl".

"Oh man, I had WAY to much of that fiber cereal. I feel a "Jaws Dump" coming on."

"Just don't expect me to come in and look at it; and make sure you've got the damn plunger this time!"

Jaws Dump by Quint1978 April 26, 2013

jaws of hell 

A monster box so powerfull that it once it sinks its teeth into your knob it is impossible to escape.

Hey did you hear about Keith? He fell into Hanah's Jaws of Hell and now we can't get him to come out. We kept yelling, Keith come towards the light...and he said no it's so warm i like it here. Poor keith, he got caught in the jaws of hell.

jaws of hell by Terd Fergeson, its funny huh. May 22, 2006

jaws kaws 

A Mexican youtuber, who will have around 200 subs and constantly makes videos of him screaming into the microphone. Often likes ass checks and has sexual attractions to washing machines and toilet paper. If you ever meet a jaws kaws never let him go hes a keeper

Me: did you see jaws kaws today

You: yes hes that Mexican boiiii

jaws kaws by Jaws kaws October 16, 2020

jaws of life 

The tool I use to cut your drunken ass outta your Beemer after you wrapped it around a pole at 2am.

We used the jaws of life to spread apart the railing after little Timmy got his head stuck between the bars.

jaws of life by Ladder16 January 7, 2012

Jaws of life 

When a person giving a blow job bites down on the receiver's penis. After clamping down, the biter may or may not let go until the penis is hanging by a thread or even completely detached.

Holy shit! I came as soon as I heard. Are you ok?
No I'm not fucking ok! I'm in the fucking hospital with a sewn-on dick! I was receiving the best blow job of my life last night when the bitch gave me the jaws of life! AHHHH!

Jaws of life by Grim_Gym January 6, 2009

Jaws-Mode Wank 

A niche practice where a man will bite off his own penis for sexual gratification while imagining a drunken Robert Shaw singing.

Sky News now apologising for language in Dominic Cummings message accusing Boris Johnson of 'Jaws-mode wank'

Jaws-Mode Wank by Humphrey the Cat October 31, 2023

Jaws of Life 

When someone clamps down on the top of a beer can and rips off the top. The beer may now be poured or drunken faster.

Stoffs got so bored last night he cracked open a cold one...but he did it with the Jaws of Life!

Jaws of Life by Mr. Biggity Sickity March 16, 2008