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Spraying like a cat in heat 

When a female gets so excited about Mark’s weld she sprays like a cat in heat
Look at those welds!
Suzanne is spraying like a cat in heat!!!

Heat In The Sheets 

When vigorous sex and farts occurs at the same time
Kaylee: Did you enjoy last night with Chad?
Kiersten : Oh yes but we should have skipped taco bell cause there was some Heat In The Sheets boy did it smell bad!
Kaylee : Well sex is usually uncomfortable anyway so what's a little smell gonna hurt!
Kiersten : It wasn't the smell that bothered me it was when he put me in a 69 and my face was near his ass!
Kaylee : O you poor thing next time get some old spice and spray his ass before you fuck!
Kiersten : Wow good plan!
Heat In The Sheets by SlopNChop March 12, 2017

dead heat in a zeppelin race 

What the chest of a girl with huge tits looks like.
Tina's chest looks like a dead heat in a zeppelin race.

dead-heat in a Zeppelin race

Used between two guys, when one wants to draw discrete attention to the impressive attributes rack of a female who has just come into his view.
Cockney#1 Pwfoarrr! Look at that bird at the bar! It's like a dead-heat in a Zeppelin race!

Cockney#2 Yeah, and Smuggling Peanuts too!

Airship race (dead heat in the) 

Used to describe a lady well endowed in the breast department walking past.
"I say, her comes Daphne from accounts"
"Yes, and I see it's still a dead heat in the Airship race"

Airship race (dead heat in the)