hummingbird juice 

Some liquid that is actually 150 proof alcohol of the strong type. Beware of giving it to certain irish people named pat.
Effects: Laying on concrete
Weird shuffles claiming to be dances
Comments you dont normally hear, including terrible nicks sister jokes

"I think its hummingbird juice...?"
Guiness has nothing on the hummingbird juice.

hummingbird juice by the butch May 10, 2005

hummingbird sex

when a man constantly inserts his middle finger and removes it then puts in his penis and removes it, repeat this cycle and you got a hummingbird going after that sweet, wet juice.

"Oh baby what are you doing with your dick and your finger it feels so good."

"it's called hummingbird sex, bitch."

hummingbird sex by offutt March 5, 2009

Hummingbird zapper 

An electronic device similar to a bug zapper which, as the name implies, is designed to reduce the local hummingbird population. It resembles a standard hummingbird feeder, but unlike a bug zapper's ultraviolet light, it has a red light to attract the birds. It also contains a 50 kilovolt power supply, connected to flower-shaped receptacles at the base. When an unsuspecting hummingbird inserts its beak into the flower searching for nectar, it bridges the contacts and the bird explodes with deadly and humorous effect.

No longer content with his usual nighttime entertainment of drinking malt liquor while watching the bug zapper, Zeke's new hummingbird zapper provides hours of daytime redneck enjoyment.

Hummingbird zapper by Timotheus325 April 26, 2010

Hummingbird Heartbeat 

When a male slaps his penis in a rapid fashion across the face of his partner.

"You give me that hummingbird heartbeat. You spread my wings and make me fly. The taste of your honey is so sweet, when you give me that hummingbird heartbeat. Hummingbird heartbeat. Uh uh." -Katy Perry.

Hummingbird Heartbeat by hairy hipster November 29, 2011

Hummingbird's Disgrace 

Hummingbird's Disgrace is a popular indie movie straight from that silly Indianapolis town. Directed by the unstoppable force of Jones and Jordan, Hummingbird's Disgrace, often referred to as HBD, combines dramatic stories with fiery, gassy wit and humor that will make your mind explode a little. Until now, it was word of mouth that made this movie a midwestern legend. Soon, it will be released in theaters across the nation. A sequel is already in the works for all you hardcore HBD fans out there. Your sustenance is coming.

"Hey, man, have you seen Hummingbird's Disgrace? It's tiiite and exceptionally gassy."
"Yeah"

Hummingbird's Disgrace by Sara Jones September 27, 2006

Hummingbird's Disgrace 

Hummingbird's Disgrace is a popular indie movie straight from that silly Indianapolis town. Directed by the unstoppable force of Jones and Jordan, Hummingbird's Disgrace, often referred to as HBD, combines dramatic stories with fiery, gassy wit and humor that will make your mind explode a little. Until now, it was word of mouth that made this movie a midwestern legend. Soon, it will be released in theaters across the nation. A sequel is already in the works for all you hardcore HBD fans out there. Your sustenance is coming.

"Hey, man, have you seen Hummingbird's Disgrace? It's tiiite."
"Yeah"

Hummingbird's Disgrace by SweetTangerine23 September 18, 2008

Hummingbird weekend

A weekend full of homosexual activity.

Guy #1: Dude, why are you guys all over each other?
Guy # 2: We're having a Hummingbird weekend!

Hummingbird weekend by Yub Nub August 8, 2006