East Hasting 

Not only is it a name of a pretty bad place in British Columbia, it is also the name of a powerful Post-Rock song by the band Godspeed You! Black Emperor.

Dude 1: Dude, you want to listen to GY!BE?
Dude 2: Sure, how about East Hasting?
Dude 1: Definitely, it's my favorite.

East Hasting by ajsjps January 14, 2010

Hastings, NE 

Hastings Nebraska is one of the best cities in our great nation. Hastings is the birthplace of some of the nations greatest treasures such as Kool-Aid, and Tom Osborne. Population of around 25,000. Hastings College a glorified high school and is full of douchebag kids from surrounding towns, and Colorado that think they are good at sports. The library has lots of books in it. Good golf and a few good bars including murphy's wagon wheel and Wanda's.

Goliath: Are you going home for the weekend?

Reggie: Yes! those big douchers from hastings college are on break!!!

Goliath: Yay! Hastings, NE is awesome!

Hastings, NE by theKoolAid May 4, 2011

Hastings, MN

A city of about 22,000 twenty miles outside of St Paul. Full of helicopter moms who think the sun rises and sets out of their children's asses. Also has a substantial number of kids who think they're country because they live a mile ouside of town on a 3 acre lot with a pool, drive some POS 89 Silverado, and sport the Confederate flag. Close enough to the rest of the Twin Cities to have some sprawly growth on the edges of town, yet isolated enough to still be able to support some weird patrimonial hierarchies, socially, economically, etc. City and it's residents seem to reject the idea of assimilation into the Greater Twin Cities area, wanting to keep it's small town feel (which is okay) and it's closed minded ideals (not okay).

A: Me and my family live in Hastings, MN.
B: So you pretty much do whatever Michele Bachmann says then, huh?
A: Obv.

Hastings, MN by ChrsJnvch86 June 1, 2011

Dan Hastings 

1) A total loser fetus faced asshole who uses girls for sex.

2) A wannabe marine.

1) Person 1: A Dan Hastings just tried to get in my pants!

Person 2: NO WAY! what an ass!

2) I wish I was a marine.. but I'm just not good enough. :(

Dan Hastings by hatesbeinused2009 August 5, 2011

East Hastings 

East Hastings is the poorest neighbourhood in Canada. The streets are overrun with drug addicts (who have no problem with shooting up in the street) and prostitutes. This neighbourhood is not for the faint of heart. It isn't overall that dangerous, there is a hell of a lot worse places then East Hastings. But when there you should keep on your toes and watch your back. The media really exagerates how bad it is there. It is also the oldest neighbourhood in Vancouver, if junkies, pandhandlers, and prostitutes don't frighten or anger you then East Hastings is the place to be.

Mike: Want to go to East Hastings?
Bill: No way, I don't feel like getting shot.
Mike: Don't be closeminded, only way you will get shot there is if you fuck with the wrong people.

East Hastings by Jennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn December 22, 2007

Hastings 

Hastings is a town in East Sussex. Full of crack heads and sesh head teenagers that are all on bar watch. Home of the crazy sock lady.

Person 1: where you going mush?
Person 2: Just down to Hastings for a couple drinks

Person 1: Fuck that your probably get attacked by the chavs outside maccies and the underage girls in crowleys will defo try and suck you off for coke.

Hastings by Percy Firmer December 24, 2019

hooting dick hole

(n) A person who likes to make bad jokes in public, usually sexual or homophobic, with intent to offend people for lulz. More commonly called trolls. These people usually do not have any friends who are not hooting dick holes, because anybody else would be repulsed by them.

"Although the player base can charitably be described as 'lively', and uncharitably described as 'a bunch of hooting dick holes'" - Yahtzee Crenshaw on Xbox Live Members

hooting dick hole by Emily Rem November 25, 2009