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Ass Hornet 

When his cock is just too big and attempts to penetrate your asshole for anal just leaves your ass puckered and stinging like hell.
I went out with an ass hornet last night. I need some medicated salve today.
Ass Hornet by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

murder hornet 

Also known as the Asian Giant Hornet and one of the largest hornets, grows more then 2 inches long and destroys honeybee hives and kills honeybees by decapitating them. Not really a threat to humans or pets but a large threat to honeybee population. From Asia , they came to North America.
Jerry: Did you hear about the murder hornets ??
Lilia: Stop I dont even want to think about it
A wasp with autism.
Joe: “Crap, I just got stung in the ass by a hornet!”
Hornet by KingOfPotatoes June 2, 2018

Green Hornet 

1. The Green Hornet = Britt Reid = Wealthy newspaper owner = Grand Nephew of John Reid = The Lone Ranger.

Keye Luke played Kato, the Green Hornet's Japanese assistant, in the 1940's (?). Bruce Lee played Kato in the 1960's. Keye Luke played Bruce Lee's old master in ENTER THE DRAGON (and a similar role in the KUNG FU TV series).

2. An ugly AMC two door hatchback in an ugly color.
1. The Green Hornet TV show was started as a spin-off of BATMAN. Batman & Robin thought the Green Hornet & Kato were badguys, so they attacked them. The Green Hornet and Batman were about equal. Kato (Bruce Lee) kicked Robin's ass, and then ran over and finished off Batman.

2. I don't know which was worse, my green Hornet, or my orange Chevette. At least when I had the Chevette, I could honestly tell dumb blondes at the bar that I had a 'Vette, and then get them so blasted that they wouldn't notice when I drove them home.
The successor to the spitball, not as gross but infinitely more painful. A hornet is a folded piece of paper, bullet-like in appearance, which is shot from an elastic band stretched between the thumb and index finger, at bare skin and unsuspecting heads. Very useful for sending notes with the added bonus of annoying the hell out of the receiver. Usually favored and obsessed over by militaristic kids who love practicing their head-shots/nut-shots on quiet kids or SPEDs. They can also be recycled for use as spitballs.
"What the hell was that?"

"Giant fly. Now could you pass me that hornet on the ground beside you there?"
hornet by noobtacular April 14, 2008

F-18 Hornet 

noun

The F-18 Hornet is widelt used by the United States Military. Mainly in the Navy, and Marines.

The F-18 is a multi-role attack fighter jet. Twin engine. Very manuverable, and has one of the utmost feared wepoanry systems.
What a fighter jet, that F-18 Hornet is friggin powerful!
F-18 Hornet by imbored1123 June 20, 2007