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Hollow Knight: Silksong Degenerate Disorder

An unfortunate possible side effect of getting too addicted to the beautiful metroidvania game Hollow Knight: Silksong. Not everyone gets it, some popular speed runners appear to escape most, if not all of its effects. Symptoms include replaying the game out of boredom, playing god home mods out of boredom, skipping school assignments to no hit all bosses, skipping school assignments to do specific challenges, actually following all the rules on the Hollow Knight discord, getting used to seeing Hollow Knight: Silksong porn, starting to enjoy Hollow Knight: Silksong porn, wack off to Hollow Knight: Silksong porn, thinking about Hollow Knight: Silksong whenever you hear the words "hollow", "grandmother", "shaman", "tacks", "void", "silk", "buzz saw", "bug", "insect", "thread", "knight", "haunt(ing)", "needle", etc.
Dad: I caught my daughter masturbating to a picture of Sprintmaster Swift from Hollow Knight: Silksong.
Doctor: I'm afraid your daughter has Hollow Knight: Silksong Degenerate Disorder.

Hollow Knight: Silksong 

we are free from the clown shackles
Hollow Knight: Silksong is REAL

Hollow Knight: Silksong 

The video game that crashed Steam, the Microsoft Store, Nintendo eShop, Playstation Store, and everywhere else after being stuck in development heaven for 6 years.
Person 1: Man, I'm so excited for Hollow Knight: Silksong! I've been waiting 6 years for it to come out!
Person 2: I know! I'm gonna buy it on Steam right now!
Person 1: Wait, Steam is down. I can't get the game.
Person 2: I had the same issue on my PS5, I guess it's down for everyone.

Sleepy Hollow High School 

the school were if you go up to some crazy bitch saying coconut, they'll sing coconut hen and nyzir
Sleepy Hollow High School makes me cum especially on coconuts, and my friend named Nyzir.

Great Hollow Middle School 

Great Hollow Middle School is a school in Nesconset, NY. Everybody there that is going to High School East is very rich, and have a lot of money. The mean girls who are 11-14 year olds are pumping large amounts of caffeine into their little bodies every morning. The guys always wear weird slide on shoes to school and have bold cuts. Rarely in school, the Emo, the gay, and the bullied kids are the most chill kids. They legit are very mature for their age, and don’t act like little dramatic shits. The grade group chats are so annoying because you get texts every 5 seconds, and 90% of the texts are useless snap, or TikToks. The math teachers there always give out too much homework, like some 14 year olds are prodigies in Harvard. The guidance counselors are really just trying to get an answer for you, just to tell the entire school about your issues. They always at first pretend to be a trustworthy person, but in reality they are just there for the drama, that’s why they got hired in the first place. The principals are dictators who punish every kid, even though they were the victims of a situation. At the end of the day, fist fights and cliques would happen while waiting for the bus. Like two wanna be gangsters would fight over the popular girl, or some kids doing TikToks under the tree. The sad part is, the “poor” kids go to High School West, while the other rich kids go to East, where they become more bitchy flexers.
Kid 1: Do you know about Great Hollow Middle School? Kid 2: Yes, it’s brutal in there.

skunks hollow 

A spectacular borough on the North East outskirts of the picturesque town of St. Marys. Habitatitated by spectacular specimens of human beings and alcohollowics. Sometimes a parking zone for vintage 1980's winnebagos... Traditionally around Daiquari Day.
P1: what did you do this weekend?
P2: I went to skunks hollow... And it took me 3 days to get out
P1: that's what happens in the hollow
skunks hollow by Krissykat6 June 6, 2016