Herpes Multiplex 

A Viral infection contracted from the direct contact to mucus membrane of soiled movie theater seating.

Adam- "Yo man, did you hear that Alyssia got Herpes?"
Doug- "Herpes simplex x2?"
Adam- "Nah guy, she got Herpes Multiplex from the dirty seats at the movie theater when she saw Transformers II"
Doug- "Damn dude, I'l send her flowers"

Herpes Multiplex by StreetBikeTakeover July 25, 2009

herpes of the brain 

A condition associated with a stupid person. A person who cant think for themself. A person with nothing upstairs. Someone who has HERPES of the brain instead of the body. It impairs their thinking and makes them become brainwashed easily.

Mikey Rehmeer has herpes of the brain.

herpes of the brain by sjeeee January 10, 2008

hempstead 

hempstead is one of the ghettoist place on earth nigga come down to my projects we hold it down nigga wht wht

hempstead bitoch you will be poped and dropped all at once

hempstead by niggawitaattitude March 14, 2005

herpes boy 

i kid who you don't like , and really has no place hanging around with you but like herpes he never goes away.
you can distract him for a while but he will always show up again

"fucke here comes herpes boy again, lets bolt"

herpes boy by Ricky_Slate April 6, 2004

Herpesyphillitus 

Every STD combined into one big bonering disease

I heard tom doesnt have much longer, the doctor diagnosed him with herpesyphillitus

Herpesyphillitus by Trevaids edyke and Justdaddy December 10, 2018

Herpes 10 

Human herpesvirus 10, or HHV-10, is the most recently discovered form of the human herpesviruses. The virus was recently identified in the crotch area of a Puerto Rican hockey player in a suburban Men’s League. Symptoms include spending your wife’s money at the clubs, urinary streams getting split in two and trouble with urination (ex: peeing at the club’s bar), delusional views on self worth, hypo addictive tendencies towards nerdy gaming activities, decreased speed, small penis, and genital sores.

HHV-10 is also known as the Captains Disease and is a sarcoma-associated herpesvirus. The virus is extremely rare at this point, but can be spread through sexual contact, oral sex, anal sex, hand jobs, rimming, tossing salad, reach arounds, and other various sexual acts. Like many other Herpes viruses, there is no known cure or treatment.

Hey dude, did you hear about Ed? He picked up Herpes 10 somehow! I guess it’s not surprising with all the transsexuals he hangs out with.

Herpes 10 by bertrando1 May 21, 2022

brain herpes 

Brain herpes is something unpleasant that you haven't thought of in a while that pops into your head every once in a while. You can't unsee it, unhear it, etc. Once you contract a brain herpes, it is with you for life.

Examples of brain herpes include: goatse, that fucking Barbie Girl song, the image of when you walked in on your parents mid-coitus, etc.

brain herpes by Pho King Guy June 2, 2010