A secondary greeting, to be used after the first round of hellos, typically on a phone conversation. It is often used as a filler while the caller/callee are remembering who called who and why. Pronounced similarly to "Hi" but the 'i' sound short, over-pronounced and with rising intonation, almost sounding surprised. Perhaps the best comparison is with a martial arts "hai-ya", but with the 'i' sound shortened abruptly. In writing, it is always followed with an exclamation mark.
A person who has a small dick (a snail dick) is usually illiterate, acne boi, and mildly autistic in general areas. Commonly an Asian name and watches pornhub daily. (But doesn’t have much meat to beat).