Rubeus Hagrid 

A very well known character from the Harry Potter series...but more importantly; the most sexiest mutha effing half-giant in the land!

Have you seen Rubeus Hagrid today? He is looking farking sexy!

Rubeus Hagrid by Harriet Putt-putt March 5, 2011

Rubius Hagrid

When a girl is ugly, she is Haggard.
When a girl is reeeeally Haggard, she's Hagrid.
When a girl is ridiculously Hagrid, she is RUBIUS.

Or Rubius Hagrid.

"That girl is F***ing RUBIUS!"

"Woww what a disgusting b*tch, she's HAGRID!"

"Eww Rubius Hagrid, let's take that girl to a Merkfest"

Rubius Hagrid by RubiusHaggard March 22, 2009

cheeky hagrid 

While dancing with your partner, slide your hand downwards onto your partners arse cheek. Like Hagrid does at the ball, in Harry Potter and the goblet of Fire.

See Nathan is giving the cheeky Hagrid a try on his hot missus.

cheeky hagrid by Fuckdif January 13, 2018

PS1 hagrid 

PS1 Hagrid is the embodiment of sexiness when you see him he makes you cum spontaneously

“PS1 hagrid is so hot he makes me cum every time I see him”

“Me to”

PS1 hagrid by Moist hagrid December 8, 2020

Dirty Hagrid 

When you have sex with a big old fat black woman doggy style while she has a cheese puff in her ass.
Eating the cheese puff is optional.

I hope no one has ever performed the dirty hagrid, and if you have I hope you didn't eat the cheese puff.

Dirty Hagrid by Kyle Donahue September 8, 2011

Ps1 hagrid 

The most sexyest and hottest man ever and will make u nut even in no nut November

Tyler “omg look it is ps1 hagrid ,he is so hot”
Jake “dude ur cuming so hard ,u already made a huge puddle.”
Tyler “oh yeah”

Ps1 hagrid by TI-36X Pro Calculator November 10, 2019

Mad Hagrid 

An evil Hagrid imposter that appears in JClayton 1994 YTP and kills everyone.

"I'm Rubeus fuckin' Hagrid, I'm mad and hairy, I'm a cunt, I'm keeper of coke at Hogwarts." -- Mad Hagrid

Mad Hagrid by XXXXYYYY March 29, 2022