Filipino Hand Cannon 

When having sex with a woman, the man tells her he is going to ejaculate on her face. He asks her to close her eyes, when she does, he punches said woman in the face.

'All my relationships end after I do the Filipino Hand Cannon'

Filipino Hand Cannon by Batman's anus May 5, 2013

russian hand clamp 

When a fuzzy haired masseuse gives a thorough body massage to the client with goat butter; usually resulting in a nuclear cold war.

I got the best Russian hand clamp back in 1980

russian hand clamp by Tpooper69 April 16, 2015

Second-hand Cool 

Adjective: To be in with the "cool kids" through a much cooler significant other/friend

The only reason she's at this party is because she's second-hand cool

Second-hand Cool by Green Eggs September 26, 2015

Man-To-Hand Combat 

Jerking off, Choking the Bishop, Yanking your dick until jizz squirts out.

"download 7 terabytes of porn. Prepare for Man-To-Hand Combat!" Chris Cabrera

Man-To-Hand Combat by Andrew Rojas December 11, 2010

one hand clapping 

A reference to a zen koan, worn threadbare and meaningless by endless repetition in the media. It has no 'answer' unless, as in definition (1) above, the answerer redefines the term 'clapping', thus entirely missing the point.

Teacher: "What is the sound of one hand clapping?"

Student: "Um, the snapping of fingers?"

Teacher: (whacks student with computer keyboard)

one hand clapping by RunningBulldog October 10, 2012

hand-cheese 

When a guy jacks off and he doesnt clean himself up afterwards so his cum turns into hand cheese.

Don't touch that guy or else you might get his hand-cheese on you!

hand-cheese by theblacksheep February 22, 2009

Hand Controller

A term used widely in small villages in the Ozarks for a "remote controller".
Can refer to those used by televisions or gaming consoles.

"Hey bro, can you pass me the hand controller?"

Hand Controller by Nigaliga March 12, 2014