Grappler

A man who seeks to hook up with abnormally fat girls

Man that chick was huge... he was such a grappler

by Biff mcgillicutty April 14, 2006

penis grapple

The act of a woman guiding a penis into her vagina with her hand.

"She was giving me a great penis grapple so I knew she wanted it all night."

by j44757blaze February 22, 2009

Grapple

1. The offspring of a bredded grape and apple.

2. A flavor (usually in juice) with the taste of grape and apple

1. The scientist experimented with genes to try to make the grapple

2. That was some really good grapple juice.

by Davien May 2, 2008

Gut Grappler

When you have a female friend who is resistant to anal sex bouncing on you reverse cowgirl and you Jam your index and/or middle finger into her ass far enough to hook some of her guts up. The desired effect being that as she gets scared/disgusted and attempts to jump up, she will be unable.

"Yeah that bitch tried to get away, but I hit her with the old Gut Grappler technique I learned in Nam...."

by Play Boy Milla January 24, 2010

Grapple

Apples soaked in artificial grape flavoring.

I was at the store the other day and saw a package of grapples. I grabbed it thinking it was some kind of brocciflower hybrid, but i caught a wiff of grape soda as i was putting them in the cart. Grapples are apples soaked in artificial grape flavoring. I almost barfed.

by AllisonLoves420 September 28, 2008

Grappleshelf

An insult to be exclusively aimed at an old person's genitals

(When staring at your Grandma's weepy flange) "Yo Grappleshelf!"

by Jan Robson March 10, 2007

grapplehooked

Inebriated to a point where there is a strong tendency to fool around with dangerous implements. Appears to be of nautical origin and somewhat archaic. In modern usage, is often preceded by the phrase "Hey guys, bet you can't do this!"

"Me matey was fair grapplehooked" (archaic) "That student gets grapplehooked way more often that I do." (current)

by Nim Chimsky January 21, 2009