grammar

Something that is not used in most chatrooms because their morons.

retard 1: OMGZORZ!!!!! TIZ IS THE BEST CHATR00M EVAR LAWLZORZ!!!!!!!!!

retard 2: GTFO N00BZORZ!!!!!! U SUK BAWLZORZ!!!!!! STFU!!!!

smart person: Wow, ever heard of grammar morons?

grammar by BL1NX August 6, 2007

grammar

1. a universally accepted form of writing or speaking that appropriately conveys a person's thoughts so that others may understand it.

2. a dying art.

3. not something that is readily experienced while surfing the Internet.

4. something that 99% of people in the world have no concept of.

5. a form of writing or speaking which is hard to learn and hence is ignored by the general populous.

6. a knowledge that is deeply rewarding which is not deemed important or crucial by lazy slugs.

Correct grammar makes you understood.

grammar by Severian_ November 10, 2008

grammar

1. an opportunity for chomsky to yet again force dualism down our throats until it sticks out of our asses.
2. something that cannot be removed from sentences such as the following:
OMGZORZ!!!!! TIZ IS THE BEST CHATR00M EVAR LAWLZORZ!!!!!!!!!
3. is implicit in every form of communicaton from billboard advertising to the way you wear your hair.
4. something that can be used to enforce and control or perhaps to just define.
5. something that everybody can describe but that nobody can yet explain. Except me perhaps :)

compare -
'not now reg, I'm having tea with my grammar.'
with
'the horse raced past the barn fell.'

grammar by millerthegorilla January 25, 2009

grammar

Pretentious people on the internet frequently abuse this mechanic to make themselves look smart.

Proper grammar IS NOT a gauge of intelligence. Why don't more people use perfect grammar on the internet? Becuase they aren't writing academic papers online; they're writing in colloquialisms which other people understand. Many smart people talk colloquially because THEY ARE PEOPLE WHO GREW UP IN SOCIETY.

And if you find the need to prowl around the internet, fixing people's grammatical errors to make yourself feel good then...you don't recognize that ultimately, the English language is meant to be used as a form of communication, and not a way to make yourself look smart.

tl;dr : people rnt complete dumbshits just bcuz they type like this so stop being such a grammar nazi

Person A: Your wrong. Your argument is compltely flawed because of A, B, and C.

Grammar Nazi: IT'S "YOU'RE", NOT "YOUR" AND YOU SPELLED "COMPLETELY" WRONG. Therefore I have proven that your level of intellegence is so far below mine that it would be a waste of time arguing with a Neanderthal like you. No, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT AD HOMINEM IS.

grammar by Samsar.a December 27, 2011

grammar

Something ridiculously stupid and useless because pretty much every time someone uses bad grammar or spelling you can still understand what they are saying. People using bad grammar is a lot less annoying than people who go around correcting it.

Grammar sucks..... gram3r suxxxxx..... both mean the same thing so SHUT DA FUCK UP

grammar by J-Smoove April 16, 2006

grammar

Grammar is an ancient relic discovered recently. It was a technique that regular people use every day. Sadly, the use of grammar has decreased and is now obsolete.

Archeologists have recently discovered an important piece of our history- called grammar.
It steadily decreased during the 20th century.

grammar by We Are All Stupid December 17, 2018

grammar

a system of understanding a language using proper sentence structure, uses of words and their functions in a sentence, spelling, and other things.

Grammar is sometimes thought of as obsolete because it seems that no one cares to use it anymore. However, there is nothing wrong with abandoning grammar online because that is it what it is meant for! All of you who are making fun of people who use abbreviations on the internet are stupid, because that is the point, you are supposed to be able to say things quicker, even if it means spelling "for" as 4!

grammar by Exhoc December 28, 2005