goober sploshen 

An English translation roughly meaning 'Crying Mary'. An act comprising of leaking menstruation blood into a sexual partners eyes, resembling Mary crying blood.

She gave a mean goober sploshen, I can still smell iron through my sinuses.

goober sploshen by dickstrips May 20, 2014

Goober Snoop 

Another way to say goober, silly goose, or dorkus.

You're such a goober snoop Lillie.

Goober Snoop by JaclynRae October 18, 2019

Goober Scoobers 

A Goober Scoober is typically centered around Someone who is seen as less than. Someone who may be foolish, naive, or just plan stupid. as per typical for scooby doo.

these 9th graders are goober scoobers ya feel. They're always doing something that makes them standout poorly.

Goober Scoobers by Sexyasawaffle March 29, 2022

Goober Stank 

The smell of babies

Man, the goober stank in that daycare was powerful.

Goober Stank by Cuddly_kitten September 27, 2023

goober snatch 

someone who is being "un cool"

bro your being such a goober snatch

goober snatch by drayven edward hugh bonenfant November 2, 2023

gooner sauce 

semen

my bud got his gooner sauce all over my face during the 4 hour long goon sesh

gooner sauce by goonercheeks58 November 26, 2023

Goober Smooch 

One who smooches (kisses) another’s goober (penis)
The could also be another term for Meat Riding

“Shut the fuck up Goober Smooch.”
“You are such a Goober Smooch.”

Goober Smooch by Brennanpp January 3, 2024