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Murkin' Gerkin 

Someone/something that is being either:

1) Really good at doing something. Up to the point of being gerkinly good.

2) A bit of a nobhead in any kind of way.

(Yes, these two conflicting opinions do make it extremely hard to tell what is meant sometimes. It's open to the receiver's interpretation to prevent unwanted offense and tears.)

3) A particularly nice gerkin.
1)
Will: I'm pretty solid at chess.
Emily: You're not just solid, you're a Murkin' Gerkin

2)
Lydia: Hey John! That new shampoo you're using is making your hair smell like wet dog.
John: Stop being a Murkin' Gerkin.

3)
Bethany: Mmmmmmmmmmm... that was one hell of a Murkin' Gerkin.
Murkin' Gerkin by Will R Fry December 20, 2008
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jerkin the gerkin 

choking the chicken beating off smackin and Wackin
(use females' hand when availble), put lube on hand and and stroke cock
jerkin the gerkin by Braveheart January 9, 2004

Gerkin Syndrome 

1. Term used to describe an unfortunate genetic disorder which renders a male with inadequately sized anatomy.

2. a tiny dick; an itty bitty weeny

3. DAMN!
This poor boy has the worst case of the Gerkin Syndrome I've ever seen.

The disappointment on her face said it all, "Not the Gerkin Syndrome again".

His Gerkin Syndrome was so bad that he couldn't even measure up to Barbie's boyfriend, Ken.
The act of getting drunk and pissing off everyone around you, then burning a house down and riding a dirt bike.
A friend of mine got in trouble for gerting all the time.
gerting by Jay Hey May 20, 2014

geeking out 

freaking out over something that could be considered nerdy/geeky and knowing it
I got the lab results back and my thesis was right! I was totally geeking out!

I found a book written in 1813 at work today and it made me completely geek out!
geeking out by krista91 July 10, 2009
1. acting stupid.
2. how someone acts if intoxicated off a drink or a drug.
Geeking by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant September 23, 2003

shirkin' the gerkin 

Literally, masterbation (male). As in penis = gerkin pickle. Figuratively, not doing anything constructive. Wasting time, either by your own volition, or by another's. Spending time doing something unworthwhile, or incorrectly.
"You were supposed to be working on the new project, but nothing has been done! What have you been doing the last three hours?"

"Shirkin' my gerkin."

or


"So I'm waiting for Shelly to finish getting dressed so we can go out, and I end up sitting in the living room with her parents, just shirkin' the gerkin for a whole hour!"
shirkin' the gerkin by the Pope March 17, 2005