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Galactic Sextasy 

A form of intimate sexual stimulation involving just you and a sexual partner, hits of ecstasy*, and your individual or joined levels of creativity and imagination. Unlike traditional courting circumstances, Galactic Sextasy can occur anywhere, at anytime, with anyone.

For me, Galactic Sextasy occurs when a male and female astronaut set aside an entire day in which they get together and let their imaginations take them far, far away on a thizz-tasticly erotic outer space adventure. With stimulant addition ones imagination can often times open up to a plethora of unpredictably unique sexual possibilities. Say theres a girl whom youre interested in and she somehow becomes interested in you. With Galactic Sextasy you could be tongue-tickling her star-studded sparklebox while stimulating the north star of her kitty constellation and simultaneously radiating an intense multitude of deep space pleasure tremors all throughout the coveted G-star in the luscious depths of her Hyman Cosmos.

*Footnote: Taking ecstasy pills before mentally departing on your naughty deep space adventure is crucial to the experience. Let’s face it, who doesn’t want to be totally thizzled out, floating through a meteor shower while getting a blow job? There are no ends to the possibilities because there are no ends to what you can imagine, so keep your eyes to the skies, your thoughts unique and creative, and just keep on poppin em.
"Dude, did you see that girl I left Walter's party with last night? She was a freak!
"No shit, what happened?"
"Well, she is pretty into to raving I guess so when we got back to her apartment she brought out some thizz and we started rolling so tough! I couldn’t stop feeling myself and I guess she couldn't stop feeling me either cause one thing lead to another and before long she was boarding my love rocket with intentions to bone! The shuttle launched from fellatio bay and Galactic Sextasy took it from there. That bitch was out of this world."

"Oh honey, what do you know about this Galactic Sextasy craze?? Apparently it's really popular with young people because all the kids are taking ecstasy and having unprotected sex these days.. Do any of your friends Galactically Sextacize?"
"Okay two things; First off, I don't want to have this conversation with you. Secondly, stop watching Vh1 cause they’re target audience isn't even old enough to have seen the end of just half as many years that you have to boast. So kids are popping ecstasy and fucking each other while they dream about outer space, who cares? It's naught a big deal, let it go Mom.”
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galactic cannibalism 

The most common result of the gravitational merger of two or more galaxies is an irregular galaxy of one form or another, although elliptical galaxies may also result. It has been suggested that galactic cannibalism is currently occurring between the Milky Way and the Large and Small Magellanic Clouds.
Galaxies swallow each other like a cannibal hence galactic cannibalism
galactic cannibalism by Ravenalien September 24, 2014

GALACTIC WIENER SNOT 

THE ALIEN LEFT GALACTIC WIENER SNOT IN MANY OF HIS MATES ON MULTIPLE PLANETS THROUGHOUT THE GALAXY.

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster 

The Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is described by the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy as the best drink in existence. It was invented by Zaphod Beeblebrox, and is said that the effect is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.
'Listen,' said Roosta urgently. 'You can kill a man, destroy his body, break his spirit, but only the effects of the Total Perspective Vortex can annihilate a man's soul! The tratment lasts seconds, but the effects last the rest of your life!'
"You ever had a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster?" asked Zaphod sharply.
'This is worse.'
"Phreeow!" admitted Zaphod, much impressed.

Battlestar Galactica

usually associated with bears and beets.

Emilio Galactic

a slang term from Chandler Arizona. meaning a person who stays home all day playing the Wii. and other Nintendo consoles
to use it in a sentence ''oh dang man that guy is a Emilio Galactic''

The Galactic Federation 

Also called the Galactic Federation of Light, and the Galactic Federation of Planets, is an alliance formed millions of years ago between the Lyrans, The Arcturians, Pleiadians, Sirians, and other Star nations to fight the Reptilians. It's similar to the United Nations on Earth. The Galactic Federation, We are helping Earth ascend and humanity and also through reincarnating in human bodies and spreading light and fighting the cabal/deep state through light.
The Galactic Federation of Light is helping humanity