funnel-fuck 

When a large group of people suddenly try to fit through a much-too-small doorway, stairwell, etc.

similar to "bottlenecking"

Man, I hate the 34th street N train entrance. It's always so crowded...a total funnel-fuck.

funnel-fuck by GrebbyBoeby August 17, 2008

Funnel News 

News received through social media, filtered by a person's own online activity that leads to an inaccurate, slanted, extremely biased, and limited understanding of an issue or situation.

She had no idea there was another side to the story because she had been surrounded by funnel news for years.

Funnel News by natsue April 27, 2017

funnel cake 

A delicious sugary cake with usually strawberries, strawberry sauce on top and the cake is actually like funnels of cake! It is very good and they sell them at many carnivals but man do they pack on the pounds.fat delicious strawberries

So I went to Paramount's Great America on friday in Santa Clara California... they had loads of funnel cakes everywhere. IT WAS AWESOME I ATE LIKE 5 BUT I GAINED 15 POUNDS =(

funnel cake by ll4m4 October 25, 2006

funnel dick 

A penis with a dick hole that is larger than the shaft, creating a funnel-like shape.

It's a whole new experience with me, but you can't get this funnel dick for free! It only costs two dollars.

Girrrl that guy had a funnel dick, I had to fold the tip just to get it inside.

funnel dick by Big Nigga G Black Magic Jontx5 August 1, 2008

Funnel Flambé 

Funnel Flambé

After fucking his woman in the ass the man sticks a funnel in the woman's pussy and puts his ass to the funnel and let's a ripper go. Whilst he has his cock covered with her truffle butter he holds a lighter to the area, she lets the quif go and lights the shit on his cock on fire. Then he fucks the quif back into her.

Man that chick's pussy smelled like somebody gave her a Funnel Flambé , either that or I was licking the wrong hole!!

Funnel Flambé by couple of gems April 3, 2016

funnel fun 

funnel fun is a colloquial term for coitus.

funnel fun is a term for fucking.

"Shit...I could sure do with some funnel fun tonight," Rod Fathers said staring down at his wife's fun - funnel .

"You aren't getting any funnel fun tonight unless you fix them f'king lights in the bathroom," Rod Fathers wife exclaimed.

funnel fun by Rod Fathers (LE) November 4, 2013

funnel cake 

a cake made of batter that is poured through a funnel into hot fat or oil, deep-fried until crisp, and served sprinkled with sugar

I loved that funnel cake with strawberries and whipped cream!

funnel cake by GreenApple25 December 13, 2018