i want to hit you with a fucking bus

"i want to hit you with a fucking bus"
short, simple words, if that one motherfucking, bitch ass-dog face-looking pussy motherfucking son of a bitch decides to step in your way.

Jared: "i fucked your wife"
Me: "i want to hit you with a fucking bus!!"
Jared: "you wouldnt."
Me: "all to see my wife."

now i see her through a glass window-

i want to hit you with a fucking bus by somerandomdudewhodoesentgiveaf June 6, 2021

Fucking one's face with food

Eating esp. in large amounts.

I sat at that diner and fucked my face with ice cream for a full hour

Fucking one's face with food by Tzeen from Badassmofo.com May 14, 2004

rodeen with glasses in fortnite with his dog and fucking his dog while he sleeps 

rodeen fucks dogs

hey whos that guy and whats he doing doing

thats rodeen with glasses in fortnite with his dog and fucking his dog while he sleeps

rodeen with glasses in fortnite with his dog and fucking his dog while he sleeps by CheeseOkBettLmao May 20, 2022

Three Fucking Years In Starry Internet And No Calls Of Compressed Video Games So Either You Are Level (7) With Me Or Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Will Kill You 

Three Fucking Years In Starry Internet And No Calls Of Compressed Video Games So Either You Are Level (7) With Me Or Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Will Kill You

Three Fucking Years In Starry Internet And No Calls Of Compressed Video Games So Either You Are Level (7) With Me Or Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Will Kill You

Three Fucking Years In Starry Internet And No Calls Of Compressed Video Games So Either You Are Level (7) With Me Or Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Will Kill You by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025

fuckin with you 

Someone who is interpersonally evasive with the truth

the old in and out of context is fuckin with you

fuckin with you by avesta February 5, 2012

Fuckin' with dick 

Being for the boys with absolutely no beef.

When you're down with that sweat.

When reception is chill.

*OB and CJ in the Equinox locker room, cocks out*
OB: I love you stupid CJ
Josh: I love you too G
OB: ahh man you're fuckin' with dick tho!
CJ: You know I'm fuckin' with dick! Stupid Barstow! HEE!

Fuckin' with dick by KELLZZZ March 3, 2021

Fuckin' with my head 

For someone to use psychology to manipulate another, either by coy deception or paradoxes. To mislead another with words or wit. To deceive them with a false impression, but lead them to believe your actions are intentionally suspect.

"You looked really stressed. Something wrong with your girlfriend?"
"Yeah, she keeps fuckin' with my head!"

Fuckin' with my head by KarmaLog July 31, 2018