fruitpooper 

a person who poops fruit out of their rectum to a receiving mouth. For the novice desiring scat play.

Ted wasn't ready for scat, but he's a pro fruitpooper.

fruitpooper by Donatello N December 3, 2010

fruitboots 

A man who rollerblades, it could or could not be a homosexual.

I saw you were sportin' the fruitboots this weekend.

fruitboots by AbbeyR June 11, 2006

fruit booter 

a person who felt that skateboarding didnt look like a big enough challenge, so they took up a sport where they could go higher, faster, longer, bigger, and just all around more dangerous than any skateboarder ever will.

quick question, what skateboarder ever grinded a stair rail with over 15 kinks, or one that went approx. 666 feet long.

answer: no one, but chris farmer grinded (top soul) the kink, and chris haffey grinded the handicap (frontside)

All fruitbooters are also badass.

fruit booter by Jake Rukusman April 7, 2004

Fruit Booter 

A person foiled by the complexity of an ollie on a skateboard who resorted to buying rollerblades to make up for his/her shortcomming. Said person must land the smallest of tricks by crouching obscenely low and/or making rapper-like gestures with their arms.

Person 1: Holy crap! That fruit booter just jumped over a newspaper stand - is there a name for that trick?

Person 2: Yeah, it's called "jumping".

Fruit Booter by AARC51 October 12, 2006

fruit booter 

A fruit booter is someone who believes that imitating skateboard culture will improve their social standing, but is unable to skateboard. They wear impractical plastic boots with wheels attached to the bottom as an excuse to hang out in skate parks and look like they are participating in an extreme sport without having to develop any skills. Because their "sport" (If jumping rope is a sport, I guess inline skating is too) is so often criticized, fruit booters usually have an irritable, defensive attitude when interacting with skaters and will typically insist that roller-blading is "better than skateboarding," thus alienating themselves from the skate community and remaining losers.

Skateboarder: "Hey pal, the city just opened up a new park. Lets go check it out."

Fruit Booter: "Sounds like a plan! Lemme just attach a pair of heavy, uncomfortable plastic boots to my feet, stuff my shoes in a backpack, and blow out my aromatherapy candles so we can go."

Skateboarder: "Why is the plastic dyed purple with swirls of yellow around the shiny silver buckles?"

Fruit Booter: "I've yet to determine my own sexual orientation!"

(The skateboarder, disgusted with his acquaintance's poor judgement and apparent lifestyle confusion, exits the scene)

fruit booter by Michael is March 25, 2007

fruit booter 

antagonistic description of a rollerblader by certain narrow minded, misguided skateboarders who are all the more insular for failing to acknowlege the complete superiority of rollerblading over skateboarding regarding overall possibilities.
By now the term has been embraced and thus ironically inverted in meaning and delexicalized as an insult.

If what I do on rollerblades is described as 'fruit booting' and I am labeled a 'fruit booter', then I am proud to be a fruit booter and fruit booting is the illest thing on this planet.

fruit booter by ephectic October 6, 2005

Fruit Booter 

A name given by gay ass skateboarders who are embaraased when rollerbladers grind 15 kink handrails.

DAMN that rollerbladers good.

Fruit Booter by YourMom December 20, 2004