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Summer Fool's Day 

Summer Fool's day occurs every year on July 1st. Unlike April fool's day, where you tell lies to trick someone and laugh, Summer Fool's day is the one day of the year where you tell someone the absolute truth without fear of reprucussion. This is the one day of the year where fools can be treated like fools, without the facade of political correctness.
You are really not that funny, you're not very smart either. Every day I have to pretend you are tolerable and mildly likeable, when in reality I can't stand the sight of you. Your mere presence makes me want to throw up in my mouth. Every time I hear your voice it's like an eardropper of acid slowly being released into my ear canal.
Happy Summer Fool's Day!!!
Summer Fool's Day by Dr Bombay June 18, 2010
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April Fool's Day 

some shit holiday where one guy can zing another by saying something they made up, followed by the event, followed by the saying "Happy april FOOL's day!" followed by the occasional Jajaja. Events can range from: a delayed laugh, to a truth, to someone literally dying
Commitment, Commitment issues, bad choices, and April Fool's Days are the main causes of breakups, besides, i don't have any good material

April Fool's Day 

Noun: A day when one's deepest desire comes *true*. (and fools all their friends on facebook!)
1. Alison changed her relationship status on facebook to "Alison is engaged" on April Fool's Day. Many of her facebook friends fell for it but Betty just laughed at her desperation.

2. Richard buys lotto every week and on April Fool's Day, he updates his facebook status to "Richard is now a millionaire!!! He just won lotto!!!"

April Fool’s Day 

A day when you can tell your crush you like them… and when they reject you, tell them “it’s a joke! April Fool’s” haha *dies*
hey! I gotta tell you something…
oh? What’s up?
I like you.
Oh… sorry… I don’t feel the sa-
It’s April Fool’s Day! It’s a joke! *dies inside*

May Fool’s Day 

April Fools day. But in May. And not the 1st. The 11th. Cause it’s twice as good.
Mark really got us with that May fool’s day joke. Playing fort on stream got me good.

April Fool's Day 

a holiday that is well, literally, a joke
April Fool's day is a really stupid holiday.
April Fool's Day by gcast1026 April 1, 2009

Major fools days 

The first week of April is major fools day. 7 days of the best pranks and jokes you can pull
Yo it’s major fools days, what prank are you gonna pull?
Major fools days by Kbass6969 April 2, 2021