AIDS Flute 

A penis blown, kissed and sucked upon by a gay.

Your good friend Harvey was blowing on the ole AIDS Flute last night. Got a mouth full of jism.

AIDS Flute by Captain Stool May 24, 2013

Playing James Madison's Crystal Flute 

Performing fellatio on a public official to harpsichord accompaniment while wearing a powdered wig in the hope of receiving a well-paying political appointment in exchange for one's efforts.

Publicus only got that job as Secretary of Agriculture by playing James Madison's Crystal Flute. Based on the speed with with his nomination was confirmed, he must be a flutist of some distinction.

Playing James Madison's Crystal Flute by The Consent of the Governed September 29, 2022

Picard's Flute

1. Something you'd like to receive as a gift.

2. The flute that Captain Picard played first in his imagination and then in real life in the episode "The Inner Light" from Star Trek: The Next Generation.

Show me Picard's Flute.

Picard's Flute by drzimo March 6, 2010

gay flute

A creative alternative to calling someone a homo.

Dude #1: I love wearing skinny jeans!
Dude #2: You fuckin gay flute!

gay flute by powerade mutha fucka! April 1, 2010

Flute 

Progectile weapon commonly used by members of various marching bands. The flute is mainly used as a blowgun or a tool to harm members of the low brass section.

Tim: Hey! woodwinds suck brass!!
Lauren: *clobbers Tim with flute*

Flute by Sairin X. November 10, 2008

pokemon flute 

Receiving a blow job while you are still asleep, and it wakes you up way before you need to be awake.

Damn, that slut played the pokemon flute at 4 this morning, couldn't go back to sleep.

pokemon flute by _1_2_3_4_5_6_7_8_ June 12, 2010

foreskin flute 

When a penis with foreskin is sucked . You are playing the foreskin flute .

Pam played my foreskin flute all night long

foreskin flute by Bag of dicks October 21, 2013