Fretching 

To fart when you are mid-stretch

My mom embarrassed me by fretching in front of my friends.

Fretching by Jungldbll December 26, 2016

Fetchin

A way to say "cool" or "b****in" adapted from a saying from Mean Girls by Gretchen. "That is so fetch."

Lady Gaga: That is sooooo fetch.
Ke$ha: Stop trying to make "Fetch" happen, Gaga
Lady Gaga: You're just not fetchin enough to appreciate it.

Fetchin by cucumber27 November 24, 2010

midget felching 

The sport, or art, depending on your affiliation, of inserting live human midgets into your ass for the express purpose of sexual gratification.

Did you see the size of that little colored midget that SheikEric felched last night?

midget felching by chance June 19, 2003

ass felching 

Ass felching is the act of ejaculating into the ass of a woman (or man) and then sucking the semen back out of the anal cavity.

"I plowed my lady in the butt and then proceeded by ass felching my liquid love"

ass felching by Born to Felch September 4, 2008

Fetchin' Day 

A general exclamation of something happening not to one's liking.

Austin: Fetchin' Day that guy almost crashed into my car!

Fetchin' Day by Austarn June 17, 2008

felching 

To suck freshly ejaculated semen from any orifice, usually the anus.

From the Chuck Palahniuk book: "Invisible Monsters"

'"Felching," I lower my voice. I'm calm now. "Felching is when a man fucks you up the butt without a rubber. He shoots his load, and then plants his mouth on your anus and sucks out his own warm sperm, plus whatever lubrication and feces are present. That's felching. It may or may not," I add, "include kissing you to pass the sperm and fecal matter into your mouth."'

felching by IAmTylerDurden July 29, 2008

Fetchin' Day 

A general exclamation of something happening not to one's liking.

See also fucking hell

Austin: Fetchin' Day Szzark is a beast!

Fetchin' Day by Jasarn June 12, 2008